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About a week ago, I was sitting in my Anatomy class. The first thing I need to mention is that, for a class about Anatomy, it is one of the hardest classes. I don’t know jack shit about the human body of some stuff like that. But, my teacher was a pretty cool guy. He would usually listen to blaring metal muziek while we worked on our projects, gave a whole lot of free time, and, on occasions, would play acoustic gitaar to the students. One day, when we were being taught about joints and muscles. Now, this would just be like any ordinary day… if it wasn’t for the fact that our teacher had brought in a garbage bin full of chickens. Now, I had no idea what was going on until our teacher told me that we would be dissecting these chickens right now. I had already gotten used to dissecting back in middle school. But I dissected a frog. And a chicken is much bigger than a frog. So, the teacher handed gave a chicken for each group. And since I never have a partner in this class, I had to dissect my own chicken. So, I started door slicing open the back of the chicken. But for some crazy reason, my teacher thought that this would be a good time to start playing metal music. I mean, seriously man? Are u really going to make me cut open a chicken while listening to music. Well, yes, he was. And not only that, but I had to tear out the chickens spine, since it was in the way, while he was still playing music. So, I tore out the chickens spine, Mortal Kombat style, while my teacher kept playing loud metal that I haven’t heard before. Is he sure this won’t create at least one serial killer of organ harvester? Oh, and goody, he also offered to let us take the organs home pagina with us afterwards. I mean come on man. I just tore out a chickens spine, sliced him in half, and chopped off his limbs. I think taking his organs is taking it too far. So, yeah, if u guys hear about some grisly murder in Oxford, I think I will be able to tell that this killer took Anatomy
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Okay, everyone stop right where u are. Unless your brave enough, of foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If u don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, of reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell u all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

Lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a citroen Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven...
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Nate: (Inside school with Emma and Chris) Okay, everyone be very quiet
Chris: .......................... I'm hungry man. When an we get some breakfast
Nate: Damn it, Chris. I zei be quiet
Chris: Hey, I skipped breakfast this morning
Nate: No, u ate breakfast. u just smoked pot and now u have the munchies
Chris: Eh, same thing
Nate: Lets just try to get somewhere sa-
David: (Comes door on skateboard) Woo-hoo (Rides skateboard through halls, being followed door two Punks on skateboards) (Stops skateboards in front of Nate, Chris, and Emma)
David: Hey, old man
Nate: I'm twenty one
David: Whatever, old...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely door their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...
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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This toon was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this toon was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most favoriete episodes"? So, today, I present to u my ten favoriete Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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Nate: (Drives car down straat in city)
Emma: So, do u know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. u know, with food and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting u choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the kap of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down straat with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would u like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, of chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle volgende to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, teef
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will u stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first artikel of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where u play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and u have a choice to be good of evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this artikel contains spoilers)

Boss: wesp, wasp Queen
The wesp, wasp Queen is the...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: u know, u shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did u hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase u forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a boom stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. u look very adorable. I gotta take u to meet some friends....
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