After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my favoriete RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with u all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. u may have a different opinion on these bosses than I do, but just remember. Also, no DLC bosses. No Artorias, no Magnus, and not that one dragon whose name is hard for me to remember. This is my opinion. So, try not to get to angry about this. So, with that said, let’s start the lijst with the worst bosses (Or at the least, my least favorite)

#5: Chaos Witch Quelaag



Yes, I zei it. I do not like the Chaos Witch Quelaag. Everyone online zei that Quelaag was a nearly impossible boss that took a lot of time, patience, and determination to beat. Me? I just found the fight boring and took too long. Throughout the fight, Quelaag would constantly spit lava at you, which would stay on the ground for a while before fading, and all u could do was just run around her, while she kept swinging her sword. All this fight made me do was wait for a chance to hit her. It could take just a few seconds, but it could also take five minutes. For me, it was usually the latter. I know that this is a very loved boss on the internet, but I just found it boring and kept asking myself throughout the fight “Are u dead yet”? Granted, it could be worse….. like the other four.

#4: Pinwheel



Now, what are this boss’s attacks…….. Honestly, I do not know. All I know is that he can copy himself and shoot some magic at you. Other than that, I have no idea what this guy can do. And why is that? Because this is the easiest boss in the entire game, and let me tell you, I never thought I’d have to use the word easy to describe ANYTHING in Dark Souls. But that’s the only thing I can use to describe Pinwheel. He’s pathetically easy. For me, he died in literally four hits. FOUR HITS! With every other boss, I had to strategize my attacks and wait for the right moment to schommel, swing and dodge just to survive. Not with Pinwheel. I just walked right up to him and went with the genius strategy of hitting him until he died… riveting.

#3: The Four Kings



Honestly, I thought after another boss fight where u need to fight meer than one boss (Will get to that later), I thought the Four Kings would be a lot of fun… I was wrong. Instead, the Four Kings was all kinds of obnoxious. Throughout the fight, they will brand these magic waves at you, which deal a lot of damage, and the worst part is that they do NOT go away and they are heat seeking, so the best thing to do is to just take that magic wave like a man, because if u don’t, u will never be done with it. And it doesn’t help that the Four Kings constantly comes at u with sword and huge magic blasts to harm you. And u gotta love it when the guys gang up on u and constantly stab you. It’s just SO much fun. And the worst part is how u beat them. u have to cirkel around them and just stab them when they swing. So basically, u gotta get as close as u can to the enemy in a game that taught u that getting close to the enemy can get u killed. What kind of screwed up logic is that?!

#2: bed of Chaos



Oh my god…. u seriously can’t screw up a boss as badly as this. The bed of Chaos required u to do three different things. u need to go and cut off the weak spots on each side of the boss, and then u need to kill the boss from inside. However, that’s easier zei than done. Getting to the first weak spot isn’t too hard. But after that, it’s all downhill from here. The bed of Chaos will then grow arms and a large magic blade. The bed of Chaos will than begin to swipe at u with it’s hands while at the same time trying to stab u with it’s blade. And while this is happening, the goddamn floor is falling underneath you, and if u fall down that hole, u will be rewarded with an instant death. And if that wasn’t bad enough, when u die, u have to go back to the bonfire that is five minuten away right outside of Lost Izalith. That means that u have to walk through the lave, the tunnel, past the brand breathing goblins, past that big brown thing with the mouth on top, boven of it’s head, and down the slide just to get another shot. And after u destroy the seconde weak spot, u then have to actually fall down the damn hole. So basically, u now have to jump down a hole, which before this, would result in your death. And it still will if u miss the branch. And once you're finally inside the bed of Chaos, what is the boss's true form? A larva….. that dies in one hit……. Did I mention that this is the dumbest and most disappointing fight in the game?

#1: Capra Demon



Screw this boss. Screw this goddamn boss. There is no good thing about this boss. He sucks no matter what u do. This could either be an incredibly annoying fight of one of the easiest in the game. It could be annoying because u are gegeven no warning before the Capra Demon rushes at u and kills you. Not to mention, his machetes do a one hit kill. And if u can dodge that attack, you’d better watch out for the two demon dogs he has, which will attack u right after he’s done. So not only do u need to worry about his one hit kill swipe, but u also need to watch for the dogs. And since u are in such a small area, dying is not that hard. But, like I said, this can also be incredibly easy, because if u run up the stairs, the Capra Demon will be too slow to catch up for a bit, giving u enough time to kill the dogs, and if u fall once the Capra Demon is at the top, he will follow and be stunned for a bit, giving u enough time to strike before u repeat the process again. This boss was such a useless pile of crap, that they actually reused this guy again as just an enemy in the Demon Ruins. That’s how much this guy sucks. I had meer fun fighting the damn Hydra, and that was a mini-boss. When the mini-boss is meer fun than a real boss, u failed miserably.

Okay, now, with that out of the way, it is time for us to verplaats on to the better bosses in this game

#5: Asylum Demon



Sure, some may say that the Asylum Demon is very easy. Sure, he’s not as pathetic as Pinwheel (Thank god), but he is still very easy. However, he is hard enough to give the player a challenge. First time u meet him, u aren’t supposed to fight him. u have to run away and try to avoid dying. This is because u don’t have a weapon. And u NEED one. When u meet him again, that is when the real fight starts. What I like best about this boss is that it sets the player up for bosses in a way that is easy to learn, but still has that Dark Souls challenge to it, letting u know that this is as simple as it gets with this game, so be prepared. Sure, he’s no (Insert later boss on this lijst here), but hey, I like the challenge…… I just wish they didn’t recycle this boss…… TWICE!

#4: Gaping Dragon



There are two ways that this game tries to instill fear from the bosses to the player. The first and most obvious, difficulty. And trust me, we’ve seen that a lot door this point. And then…. there’s design… And the Gaping Dragon has plenty of those designs. OH MY GOD, look at this thing. A dragon would have been bad enough, but now, this thing has a mouth FILLED with sharp teeth. Jaws would be jealous. Not to mention, the fight is pretty fun. Though… it’s a bit too simple. Just dodge his charge attack, strike, and avoid his slam attack. I heard he had an attack where he vomits and it damages your armor, but in my playthrough, I never experienced this fight. So what makes it so good. Obviously. The design is freaking terrifying. And I can tell they were going with that kind of design. And that’s what I like best about the Gaping Dragon. His design made what was just a usual fight for me so much meer fun. I would have been pretty bored if it wasn’t for this boss being so well designed. Even the worst bosses have great designs….. Can’t say that saved their boring, frustrating, and just awful fights, though.

#3: Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough



Throughout the game, u have gotten used to focusing on one-on-one boss fights (Except with the Gargoyles and that crappy Capra Demon fight). u have been learning hard to do your best when fighting bosses and would do you’re hardest to beat them… so naturally, when we all came across Ornstein and Smough, we all got our asses kicked. What makes this so much harder is that u now have to fight two bosses at once. And I mean two full bosses. With the Gargoyles, the seconde boss didn’t come until later in the fight and their health was halved. And that Capra Demon just used enemies. Not Ornstein and Smough. They are both fully formed bosses with a totally filled health bar, and they do not mess around. They both have different strategies for fighting. Ornstein is not as strong, but is so much faster and uses electricity, whereas Smough is slower, but a much heavier hitter and can reach meer distances thanks to his size. So, after u kill one, you’d think that would make the fight easier….. Right? Oh, I wish. No, if u kill one, not only do u greatly piss off the other, but they become even stronger. If Smough dies first, Ornstein will pray to his soul and will grow to the size of Smough, giving him the same strength and reach like Smough. If Ornstein is defeated, Smough will just straight up kill him to take his electricity power. Oh, and if u die, u have to do the whole fight over again. But trust me, the satisfaction u get from beating this boss is so incredible, that it makes this boss fight so incredible.

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE GAME’S FINAL BOSS)

#2: Gwyn, Lord of Cinder



Throughout the entire game, u have been ringing bells, collecting souls, and dying and being revived, you’d think u were in a Happy boom vrienden episode (... Why did I make that reference). But when u make it to the final area, The Kiln of the First Flame, u will see that it is filled with ashes and burned stone. And when u make it to the end, what u will find is Gwyn. Throughout the game, u were made to believe that he was a large god like deity with immense strength. Instead, he is a man the same size as you, who is weakened from giving his soul to the flame. And in the fight, he is easily the most aggressive boss fight in the game, hitting u with his hardest and fastest attacks. u NEED a good shield for this fight, cause he will drain your stamina fast in this fight. However, throughout the fight, the muziek isn’t some epic muziek giving off the final battle. Instead, it is a very soft and saddening theme, emphasizing Lord Gwyn himself as a man who used his soul to keep the First Flame lit for a short time, and trying to keep u from putting it out (Which u actually can do in one of the endings, just to make it even meer depressing). I have to say, for a final boss, it’s not bad.

Before we get to number one, I should talk about the other bosses from the game. Why? Cause shut up. Let’s do this.

Taurus Demon



Very threatening and a good challenge. Though, with the Pin Resin u get a few minuten before, he’s kinda easy. Even easier if u kill the archers on the tower behind u first.

Ceaseless Discharge (Gross)



Pretty easy and very interesting on how he attacks you, after stealing the treasure on a dead body (Theorized to be his dead sister), but a bit too slow. Also, running to the exit for him to jump at the ledge, making u stab his arm is very well thought out

Seath the Scaleless



Too dull and boring, and that cursed spike attack can go straight to hell

Moonlight Butterfly



A lot like the number one boss, only not as cool. I still do like how they made is saddening that u are killing a creature whose home pagina u are invading. Very well done

Gargoyles



A pretty interesting fight…. I JUST WISHED THEY WOULDN’T FREAKIN’ JUMP ME!

Iron Golem



A very threatening looking fight at first, and very annoying when he keeps knocking u off the ledge…. And then u realize that he can’t stand a stab in the ankle and then he becomes a cry baby and falls on the ground taking a rest… Hey, that should be a new thing. I used to be a threatening boss, until I took a sword to the ankle…. On seconde thought, that really sucks. Forget about that

duizendpoot Demon



I understand how he could have been threatening, what with the lava and the lunging attacks…. But I had a phantom helping me, so it was kind easy. Fun, but easy

Gravelord Nito



If u can look past the annoying skeletons that help, than this is a pretty fun boss fight. I really do enjoy rushing at him and stabbing him… even though he took slightly meer hits than the Asylum Demon. Also, Nito’s design belongs on a Metal album cover

Hydra



Is this a boss? A mini-boss, sure, but a boss? Well…… That hole volgende to him can go to hell….. and I really hated that water attack he shot at u before u could even see him through the trees…. And the Ice Golem things were really unnecessary- Are u sure this is a boss

Hellkite Dragon



Again, is this a boss? Well…. at least killing him was satisfying, what with this guy dominating the bridge most of the game.

As for Gwyndolin and Priscilla, I’m not a heartless monster, so I never tried to attack them. And I don’t want to post anymore pictures because I’m almost at my image limit. So, let’s verplaats on to number one. And for those who have played Dark Souls… u all know who it is.

#1: Great Grey Wolf, Sif



I love this boss… It’s perfect. This boss fight perfectly describes Dark Souls in a way I didn’t think was possible. Where do I start (The fight itself, obviously). Sif jumps around the area as much as possibly, wielding a giant sword in it’s mouth to schommel, swing at u with. You’d better have a good shield and lot’s of stamina for this fight, because let me tell you, it’s quite the challenge. And trying not to lose stamina during this fight, timing the right time to strike to avoid a huge sword to the face is very satisfying…. until u get him down to one health box. Once Sif is almost dead, he will begin limping, looking injured as he continues to fight, despite that he swings his sword in a much weaker way and can barely stand. And when u finally kill him, u may notice that, unlike the bosses before, u do not feel satisfied. Instead, u feel empty, like u did something wrong. And indeed, u did. Sif is nothing like most of the bosses in the game. Some of the bosses fight to protect something of theirs because they are not willing to give it to a human, while others attack u just for their own sadistic reasons. Sif is nothing like that. Sif only wishes to protect the grave of Artorias, who died protecting Sif years ago. Now Sif sits door Artorias’s grave to protect it, and seeing as u wish to rob the grave obviously isn’t something Sif wants. He doesn’t want to fight, but since u wish to steal from Artorias’s grave, he has no choice but to stop you. And what makes it meer heartbreaking is that killing Sif isn’t an option. u HAVE to do this in order to beat the game. And what I think is the best part about this boss fight is that this shows u that this isn’t just a game where u can be a cool and powerful knight, killing everything in your way. This shows that their are consequences for killing something. Sure, the Moonlight vlinder did it first, but Sif did it better. It shows that Dark Souls isn’t a game that is happy in the slightest. This is a game about the world ending, people dying, and when the endings themselves are bittersweet, no matter which u choose, it’s amazing that out of all of this, Sif is the saddest it gets. And that is what I think makes this the best boss fight in Dark Souls. Can they top, boven it in Dark Souls III? Who knows?

well, there u have it. Did u enjoy the list? Tell me what u thought of it. With that said, I will see u all volgende time