Parties…. I never get invited to them…. What is my life? Anyway, video games have always had quite a bit of parties in it, whether they are birthday parties, costume parties, holiday parties, pinkie party, democratic party, citroen party- Okay, I’m getting too far ahead now. So, naturally, video games wanted to recreate parties in their own creative ways. Now, I wanted to mention ten instead of five, but u see, Google thought I talked about “party games”, when I asked for “parties in games”, and I can’t find a single scrap of information on the internet about them, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, HA! So, today, I want to share with u all my top, boven five parties in video games. First, the rules. Of course, only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. Also, no Mario Party…… Because obvious. Now, let us start the list
#5: Birthday Parties from Animal Crossing
Let’s start the lijst off with something pretty simple. Occasionally, in your game, as u are enjoying your days in Animal Crossing as the mayor, u will get a letter from a fellow villager in town who wishes to invite u to an upcoming birthday party. During that time, u can choose to find a gift, inpakken, wrap it up, and go to the party for the animal friend, of don’t come at all and leave him lonely on his birthday….. But, I always find it meer fun to come. Because, every time u do, u will always see one extra villager in there, so it’s kinda like that scene from Sixteen Candles, and I just come in and ruin the moment like a douchebag. It just kinda gets to me for some reason. Anyway, u can give the present to the villager, who will either love the gift so much that he will call this the best birthday ever even though only two people could be bothered to come, of he will hate it and be disappointed, and not even thank u for the gift, u selfish PRICK! Oh well. It’s a small party, but a party nonetheless.
#4: Ending E from Silent Hill: Downpour
Remember Downpour? Remember how boring it was? Remember how no one liked it? Oh, wait, that’s right. u don’t remember. Because it was so forgettable… That’s why no one liked it…. What is this? Yes, I know I am sinning for putting this game on the list, because if I have been taught anything, this is a Konami game and Konami is the devil, but still, I can’t help but love this ending meer than anything in the game, which is really freaking sad. To get this ending, u need to play the game twice (Oh goody), and finish the Digging up the Past side quest. After u finish that, just finish the game as u normally would, and u will be met with Murphy climbing his way out of prison into a dim-lit room. Once inside, the lights will turn on and he will hear “Surprise” be shout be the characters from the game, as well as James from Silent heuvel 2 and Heather from Silent heuvel 3 greeting Murphy in a room with confetti and cake. Also, Pyramid Head is there, and this is the first time his appearance outside of Silent heuvel 2 doesn’t feel like he’s a total sellout. I think what makes this a good one is how funny it is. It’s like the Alien ending from Silent heuvel 1, of the Dog ending from Silent heuvel 2. It’s also the only amount of fun I actually had with this game.
#3: Chesty’s thee Party from Fable II
There was a costume party in Fable III that was obviously a party, but it had tedious fighting and Balverines in a tight area, so no thank you. This one may not be as much of a party, but it is still a party. In the world of the Snow Globe Village, after u have brought color back to it, u will find a flit switch inside of a clock. Hit it to open up a door which leads to… another flit switch. Hit that one to lead u to a treasure chest, which has a letter in it from Chesty, the Friendly Chest, who is a chest that loves to make friends, and is also a sociopathic killer. He says that he wants to invite u to his thee party where there will be tea, cookies, biscuits, and arsenic, and is waiting in a house in the Snow Globe. Once u find the house and unlock it, u will be greeted to a pile of skeletons, and a letter from Chesty saying that he waited, but u never came, but forgives you, as vrienden always meet eventually, and says that he has a gift for u in the mirror. And actually inside of the mirror is a foggy environment with some Gory Glory Red dye inside if u want to collect all the rare dyes. Not much of a party, but still a party I wouldn’t mind going to… though, probably leave out the skeletons.
#2: A Dance with the Devil from Hitman: Blood Money
It was this, of that creepy leather party in the butcher koop from Contracts…. obviously, this was the winner. In this mission, Agent 47 is tasked with eliminating Vaana Ketlyn, an ex-circus performer who is now working on the black market, and her lover, Anthony Martinez, a CIA agent who has been working on both sides from the start, who are both part of the Franchise who planned an attack on the International Contracts Agency. The best way to eliminate them? Dress up in a mask and head to their masqurade party, of course. There are two different party areas. The first is the upper half above the parking garage, which has your simple usual party goers, as well as Martinez, who can be executed while in the bathroom. Then there’s the lower half, which is a giant sex basement with red lighting and satin cloth. Well, what did I expect. This is a Hitman game. There’s gotta be at least one half-naked female in black clothing in at least one game. And here, u can assassinate Ketlyn, which is just as simple really. However, there is one other masqurade party that is a little better in my eyes
#1: Lady Boyle’s Last Party from Dishonored
How could I not. This party does everything perfect and better. It is easily my seconde favoriete mission in the entire game, the first being the last one. But besides that, this one is just incredible. In this game, u are told that Lady Boyle is one of Lord Regent’s top, boven supporters. u are supposed to go and take her out, but trust me, that’s easier zei than done, because there are actually three Lady Boyles. One is the supporter, and the other are just her sisters. Your mission is to find which one is in allegiance with Regent and take her out. u can do this door looking through the boeken in her room. And when u do manage to find out which Lady Boyle is the one u must take out, u could either lead her to the basement and execute her, of u could give her to some creepy guy who is willing to take care of her forever (You tell me which fate is worse), and the best part about this whole mission is that, since Corvo wears a mask throughout the entire game, he has no need for hiding like he always does, as he can just walk right in there and no one bats an eye. But, the best part of this whole mission is that, once u finally manage to take care of Lady Boyle, u will find a Guest Ledger at the front, and here, u can actually sign Corvo’s name onto it. That alone is what makes this one so much better than the one from Hitman. Just being able to sign your name to your enemies is just one glorious middle finger to them that makes this so much hilarious to do, and I love it, and I love this game, and I love these parties.
So, there u have it. Did u enjoy the list? Tell me what u thought of it. With that said, I will see u all volgende time.
#5: Birthday Parties from Animal Crossing
Let’s start the lijst off with something pretty simple. Occasionally, in your game, as u are enjoying your days in Animal Crossing as the mayor, u will get a letter from a fellow villager in town who wishes to invite u to an upcoming birthday party. During that time, u can choose to find a gift, inpakken, wrap it up, and go to the party for the animal friend, of don’t come at all and leave him lonely on his birthday….. But, I always find it meer fun to come. Because, every time u do, u will always see one extra villager in there, so it’s kinda like that scene from Sixteen Candles, and I just come in and ruin the moment like a douchebag. It just kinda gets to me for some reason. Anyway, u can give the present to the villager, who will either love the gift so much that he will call this the best birthday ever even though only two people could be bothered to come, of he will hate it and be disappointed, and not even thank u for the gift, u selfish PRICK! Oh well. It’s a small party, but a party nonetheless.
#4: Ending E from Silent Hill: Downpour
Remember Downpour? Remember how boring it was? Remember how no one liked it? Oh, wait, that’s right. u don’t remember. Because it was so forgettable… That’s why no one liked it…. What is this? Yes, I know I am sinning for putting this game on the list, because if I have been taught anything, this is a Konami game and Konami is the devil, but still, I can’t help but love this ending meer than anything in the game, which is really freaking sad. To get this ending, u need to play the game twice (Oh goody), and finish the Digging up the Past side quest. After u finish that, just finish the game as u normally would, and u will be met with Murphy climbing his way out of prison into a dim-lit room. Once inside, the lights will turn on and he will hear “Surprise” be shout be the characters from the game, as well as James from Silent heuvel 2 and Heather from Silent heuvel 3 greeting Murphy in a room with confetti and cake. Also, Pyramid Head is there, and this is the first time his appearance outside of Silent heuvel 2 doesn’t feel like he’s a total sellout. I think what makes this a good one is how funny it is. It’s like the Alien ending from Silent heuvel 1, of the Dog ending from Silent heuvel 2. It’s also the only amount of fun I actually had with this game.
#3: Chesty’s thee Party from Fable II
There was a costume party in Fable III that was obviously a party, but it had tedious fighting and Balverines in a tight area, so no thank you. This one may not be as much of a party, but it is still a party. In the world of the Snow Globe Village, after u have brought color back to it, u will find a flit switch inside of a clock. Hit it to open up a door which leads to… another flit switch. Hit that one to lead u to a treasure chest, which has a letter in it from Chesty, the Friendly Chest, who is a chest that loves to make friends, and is also a sociopathic killer. He says that he wants to invite u to his thee party where there will be tea, cookies, biscuits, and arsenic, and is waiting in a house in the Snow Globe. Once u find the house and unlock it, u will be greeted to a pile of skeletons, and a letter from Chesty saying that he waited, but u never came, but forgives you, as vrienden always meet eventually, and says that he has a gift for u in the mirror. And actually inside of the mirror is a foggy environment with some Gory Glory Red dye inside if u want to collect all the rare dyes. Not much of a party, but still a party I wouldn’t mind going to… though, probably leave out the skeletons.
#2: A Dance with the Devil from Hitman: Blood Money
It was this, of that creepy leather party in the butcher koop from Contracts…. obviously, this was the winner. In this mission, Agent 47 is tasked with eliminating Vaana Ketlyn, an ex-circus performer who is now working on the black market, and her lover, Anthony Martinez, a CIA agent who has been working on both sides from the start, who are both part of the Franchise who planned an attack on the International Contracts Agency. The best way to eliminate them? Dress up in a mask and head to their masqurade party, of course. There are two different party areas. The first is the upper half above the parking garage, which has your simple usual party goers, as well as Martinez, who can be executed while in the bathroom. Then there’s the lower half, which is a giant sex basement with red lighting and satin cloth. Well, what did I expect. This is a Hitman game. There’s gotta be at least one half-naked female in black clothing in at least one game. And here, u can assassinate Ketlyn, which is just as simple really. However, there is one other masqurade party that is a little better in my eyes
#1: Lady Boyle’s Last Party from Dishonored
How could I not. This party does everything perfect and better. It is easily my seconde favoriete mission in the entire game, the first being the last one. But besides that, this one is just incredible. In this game, u are told that Lady Boyle is one of Lord Regent’s top, boven supporters. u are supposed to go and take her out, but trust me, that’s easier zei than done, because there are actually three Lady Boyles. One is the supporter, and the other are just her sisters. Your mission is to find which one is in allegiance with Regent and take her out. u can do this door looking through the boeken in her room. And when u do manage to find out which Lady Boyle is the one u must take out, u could either lead her to the basement and execute her, of u could give her to some creepy guy who is willing to take care of her forever (You tell me which fate is worse), and the best part about this whole mission is that, since Corvo wears a mask throughout the entire game, he has no need for hiding like he always does, as he can just walk right in there and no one bats an eye. But, the best part of this whole mission is that, once u finally manage to take care of Lady Boyle, u will find a Guest Ledger at the front, and here, u can actually sign Corvo’s name onto it. That alone is what makes this one so much better than the one from Hitman. Just being able to sign your name to your enemies is just one glorious middle finger to them that makes this so much hilarious to do, and I love it, and I love this game, and I love these parties.
So, there u have it. Did u enjoy the list? Tell me what u thought of it. With that said, I will see u all volgende time.
