Wind: I’m telling you, right now, Cody. There is no person who has ever lit themselves on brand and thought it was a good idea… Except protesters.
Cody: But those Youtube videos toon people doing it all the time.
Wind: Those are just idiots who want to be popular
Miku: (Walks into class, quietly)
Wind: … Something’s not right
Cody: What do u mean
Wind: Miku is usually a very loud and obnoxious individual, and now she’s completely quiet
Cody: Really? What should we do
Wind: Simple… Nothing. Now, about those idiots who set themselves for popularity
Wind: (Walking with Cody) No, snorting a condom up your nose isn’t any smarter. If anything, it’s a thousand times meer retarded
Cody: Wow, Wind. Don’t say that. I mean, I shout the word faggot and even I find that offensive
Wind: And since when did I care about offending people? When did I ever give a shit about making people mad?
Cody: … I guess u make a good point
Wind: Yes, I do
Cody: (Reaches into his pocket) Oh, crap. I forgot my phone (Runs back to the classroom)
Wind: It’s just a phone !
Cody: Not with the porn I have on it (Runs off)
Wind: (Sighs and sits on a bench)
Miku: (Sitting at the edge of the bench)
Wind: Okay, what’s with you
Miku: What do u mean?
Wind: You’ve been quiet all day. Usually u like to talk about that… Annie-May
Miku: It’s anime
Wind: Whatever. u always talk about that crap, yet now, you’ve suddenly stopped talking in general
Miku: Maybe I’m sick
Wind: Miku, I survived off rats since I was in grade school. I had so many diseases, I may as well have been a walking quarantine zone. I know everything about sickness, and u are meer full of shit than a politician.
Miku: ………… Well… I’ve been questioning my………. Orientation
Wind: So, what do u mean?
Miku: I mean……. I think I’m a bisexual
Wind: Is that it? That’s why you’re upset?
Miku: It’s not all that easy to say out loud, okay? My parents would vraag me, my vrienden would vraag me, and the news would judge me
Wind: If your vrienden judge you, maybe they weren’t your vrienden to begin with. If your family judges you, then don’t listen. If the news judges you… well, you’re a human. They were gonna judge u anyway
Miku: But what am I supposed to do?
Wind: I don’t know. Do whatever u wanna do. Just be whatever u wanna be. If u wanna be gay, be gay. If u wanna be bi, be bi. There’s a million things u could be. So just do it
Miku: I think I see what u mean… Thanks
Wind: Whatever.
Miku: Thank u again, Wind-kun
Wind: It’s Wind. Just Wind
Miku: Got it, Wind-kun
Wind: (Groans)
Miku: (Leaves)
News Anchor: This just in. meer gay spreads across Eastwood like a disease, and Wind is to blame. Wind, u told a fellow student that they could be bi, and then the used those words on others trapped in their little closet of denial. Now homosexuality has spread out all across Eastwood. How does it feel that u caused this wildfire of gay
Wind: I THOUGHT I zei TO FUCK OFF (Throws a bigger rock at the camera)
Cody: But those Youtube videos toon people doing it all the time.
Wind: Those are just idiots who want to be popular
Miku: (Walks into class, quietly)
Wind: … Something’s not right
Cody: What do u mean
Wind: Miku is usually a very loud and obnoxious individual, and now she’s completely quiet
Cody: Really? What should we do
Wind: Simple… Nothing. Now, about those idiots who set themselves for popularity
Wind: (Walking with Cody) No, snorting a condom up your nose isn’t any smarter. If anything, it’s a thousand times meer retarded
Cody: Wow, Wind. Don’t say that. I mean, I shout the word faggot and even I find that offensive
Wind: And since when did I care about offending people? When did I ever give a shit about making people mad?
Cody: … I guess u make a good point
Wind: Yes, I do
Cody: (Reaches into his pocket) Oh, crap. I forgot my phone (Runs back to the classroom)
Wind: It’s just a phone !
Cody: Not with the porn I have on it (Runs off)
Wind: (Sighs and sits on a bench)
Miku: (Sitting at the edge of the bench)
Wind: Okay, what’s with you
Miku: What do u mean?
Wind: You’ve been quiet all day. Usually u like to talk about that… Annie-May
Miku: It’s anime
Wind: Whatever. u always talk about that crap, yet now, you’ve suddenly stopped talking in general
Miku: Maybe I’m sick
Wind: Miku, I survived off rats since I was in grade school. I had so many diseases, I may as well have been a walking quarantine zone. I know everything about sickness, and u are meer full of shit than a politician.
Miku: ………… Well… I’ve been questioning my………. Orientation
Wind: So, what do u mean?
Miku: I mean……. I think I’m a bisexual
Wind: Is that it? That’s why you’re upset?
Miku: It’s not all that easy to say out loud, okay? My parents would vraag me, my vrienden would vraag me, and the news would judge me
Wind: If your vrienden judge you, maybe they weren’t your vrienden to begin with. If your family judges you, then don’t listen. If the news judges you… well, you’re a human. They were gonna judge u anyway
Miku: But what am I supposed to do?
Wind: I don’t know. Do whatever u wanna do. Just be whatever u wanna be. If u wanna be gay, be gay. If u wanna be bi, be bi. There’s a million things u could be. So just do it
Miku: I think I see what u mean… Thanks
Wind: Whatever.
Miku: Thank u again, Wind-kun
Wind: It’s Wind. Just Wind
Miku: Got it, Wind-kun
Wind: (Groans)
Miku: (Leaves)
News Anchor: This just in. meer gay spreads across Eastwood like a disease, and Wind is to blame. Wind, u told a fellow student that they could be bi, and then the used those words on others trapped in their little closet of denial. Now homosexuality has spread out all across Eastwood. How does it feel that u caused this wildfire of gay
Wind: I THOUGHT I zei TO FUCK OFF (Throws a bigger rock at the camera)