Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can u understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the valk, falcon got stepped on door the brown bird and put the watermeloen into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, u two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do u think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody: Okay, Snake. Listen, this is a public area, so there’s no need to get vio- (Head butts Cody in the stomach)
(The kids start to pull Cody into the group and begin beating him up)
James: Cody! I’ll save u (Tries to pull him out, but gets grabbed door the kids)
Snake: Take him to the Bars of Torture
(The kids tie cody to a set of playground bars and start beating him with rocks and sticks)
James: Cody, they’re holding me back with their tiny hands. There’s nothing I can do
Wind: (Reading book) Oh, Uncle Tom. Shame I know how this story ends
(There’s a knock on the door)
Wind: (Opens it) What?
James and Cody: (Covered in bruises)
Wind: Shit, did u two fall down some stairs of something
Cody: These…… kids. They beat us up for stepping on their turf
James: They just kept doing it
Wind: Kids… I see. Well, why does this concern me
Cody: We need help
Wind: If u want help. Go talk to my annoying sister. I’m sure she would love to be of service with children
James: And that’s why we’re here
Hannah: I see. Well, I guess I can look into these kids. What’s their leader's name
Cody: He called himself Snake
Hannah: Hmm. I’m sure he told his parents that somewhere before. I’ll be sure to look into it
Cody: (Sitting in Hannah’s apartment with James)
James: (Snooping around Hannah’s drawers)
Cody: (Eating food in Hannah’s fridge)
James: (Starts smelling Hannah’s clothes)
Hannah: (Walks back in) I’m back
James: (Throws clothes behind him) What? Nothing.
Hannah: I got a name of the parents. I spoke with them about their child
(30 minuten Ago)
Parents: (Both smiling)
Hannah: So, your child… Um… Snake
Mother: Oh, he’s just a great child (Head twitches)
Father: Indeed. Always so p-p-polite
Hannah: ………. I see. From what I’ve seen, he seems to be pretty mean and violent towards everyone
Mother: Oh, that’s just those video games that he plays. Video games are nothing meer but murder simulators after all
Hannah: Are u sure it isn’t just your…… Parenting
Father: What? No, not at all. We’re great parents. We tell ourselves that every day
Hannah: Uh-huh
(Present time)
Hannah: So, I told them to meet me at their “Turf” so they may learn something about parenting
Cody: Oh, this just may work
Hannah: Okay, I gathered u all here so that u may see what to do with a rude child
Mother: Oh, we already know what to do. We let him play his video games and watch his films when we are busy. It’s not our fault he’s so violent. It’s those films and video games faults.
Hannah: Lovely. Now, pay attention (Steps onto the parking lot)
Snake: Hey, lady, what do u think you’re doing.
Hannah: Just walking
Snake: Well, u walked on the wrong spot
Hannah: Oh, someone’s a mean little boy. I think someone needs a time out
Snake: (Spits in her face)
Hannah: …….. Okay, I’m done (Dials number)
Cody: Who are u calling
Hannah: Someone who I know can drive a point into someone’s skull like an ice pick
Wind: (Arrives) Just for the record, I’m only doing this because u offered me lunch
Hannah: Yes, I know. Now work your crazy magic
Wind: Okay. Where’s this kid at
Hannah: (Points at Snake) Over there
Cody: Wind, be careful
Wind: Don’t worry. I had a lot of corrupt and abusive teachers to teach me what to do (Walks over to Snake)
Snake: What do u know. Another dead man lurking onto our turf
Wind: Listen kid, this is public property. u don’t own a goddamn thing
Snake: (Punches Wind across the face)
Wind: ….. (Slaps Snake hard across the face) IF u EVER LAY A HAND ON ME of ANYONE AGAIN, I WILL TURN u AS RED AS A GODDAMN LOBSTER! DO u UNDERSTAND
Snake: (Scared, and nods)
Wind: Now get out of here
Snake: (Runs off, and the other kids follow)
Mother: Oh, that was amazing. No meer will we ever have to worry about our child being so violent
Father: Indeed. This is all the fault of those video games and cartoons and movies-
Wind: Wait… u think that’s the excuse
Father: Of course. We always put our child there whenever we are not watching him, and look what it’s done
Wind: No. Your child is not violent because of the games he plays, of the films he watches. Game’s don’t make a child behave rudely. What makes them behave like this is shitty parenting. He only acts this way because u two suck as parents
Mother: (Laughs) I don’t understand
Wind: I didn’t think u would
Father: We both drink whisky every five hours
Wind: Well, that explains the lack of brain cells u two have
Mother: …… Where are we
Wind: Okay, I’m done here. I wish that kid the best of luck with asshole parents like you. And I thought my parents were bad. And they fucking abandoned me (Walks off)
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the valk, falcon got stepped on door the brown bird and put the watermeloen into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, u two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do u think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody: Okay, Snake. Listen, this is a public area, so there’s no need to get vio- (Head butts Cody in the stomach)
(The kids start to pull Cody into the group and begin beating him up)
James: Cody! I’ll save u (Tries to pull him out, but gets grabbed door the kids)
Snake: Take him to the Bars of Torture
(The kids tie cody to a set of playground bars and start beating him with rocks and sticks)
James: Cody, they’re holding me back with their tiny hands. There’s nothing I can do
Wind: (Reading book) Oh, Uncle Tom. Shame I know how this story ends
(There’s a knock on the door)
Wind: (Opens it) What?
James and Cody: (Covered in bruises)
Wind: Shit, did u two fall down some stairs of something
Cody: These…… kids. They beat us up for stepping on their turf
James: They just kept doing it
Wind: Kids… I see. Well, why does this concern me
Cody: We need help
Wind: If u want help. Go talk to my annoying sister. I’m sure she would love to be of service with children
James: And that’s why we’re here
Hannah: I see. Well, I guess I can look into these kids. What’s their leader's name
Cody: He called himself Snake
Hannah: Hmm. I’m sure he told his parents that somewhere before. I’ll be sure to look into it
Cody: (Sitting in Hannah’s apartment with James)
James: (Snooping around Hannah’s drawers)
Cody: (Eating food in Hannah’s fridge)
James: (Starts smelling Hannah’s clothes)
Hannah: (Walks back in) I’m back
James: (Throws clothes behind him) What? Nothing.
Hannah: I got a name of the parents. I spoke with them about their child
(30 minuten Ago)
Parents: (Both smiling)
Hannah: So, your child… Um… Snake
Mother: Oh, he’s just a great child (Head twitches)
Father: Indeed. Always so p-p-polite
Hannah: ………. I see. From what I’ve seen, he seems to be pretty mean and violent towards everyone
Mother: Oh, that’s just those video games that he plays. Video games are nothing meer but murder simulators after all
Hannah: Are u sure it isn’t just your…… Parenting
Father: What? No, not at all. We’re great parents. We tell ourselves that every day
Hannah: Uh-huh
(Present time)
Hannah: So, I told them to meet me at their “Turf” so they may learn something about parenting
Cody: Oh, this just may work
Hannah: Okay, I gathered u all here so that u may see what to do with a rude child
Mother: Oh, we already know what to do. We let him play his video games and watch his films when we are busy. It’s not our fault he’s so violent. It’s those films and video games faults.
Hannah: Lovely. Now, pay attention (Steps onto the parking lot)
Snake: Hey, lady, what do u think you’re doing.
Hannah: Just walking
Snake: Well, u walked on the wrong spot
Hannah: Oh, someone’s a mean little boy. I think someone needs a time out
Snake: (Spits in her face)
Hannah: …….. Okay, I’m done (Dials number)
Cody: Who are u calling
Hannah: Someone who I know can drive a point into someone’s skull like an ice pick
Wind: (Arrives) Just for the record, I’m only doing this because u offered me lunch
Hannah: Yes, I know. Now work your crazy magic
Wind: Okay. Where’s this kid at
Hannah: (Points at Snake) Over there
Cody: Wind, be careful
Wind: Don’t worry. I had a lot of corrupt and abusive teachers to teach me what to do (Walks over to Snake)
Snake: What do u know. Another dead man lurking onto our turf
Wind: Listen kid, this is public property. u don’t own a goddamn thing
Snake: (Punches Wind across the face)
Wind: ….. (Slaps Snake hard across the face) IF u EVER LAY A HAND ON ME of ANYONE AGAIN, I WILL TURN u AS RED AS A GODDAMN LOBSTER! DO u UNDERSTAND
Snake: (Scared, and nods)
Wind: Now get out of here
Snake: (Runs off, and the other kids follow)
Mother: Oh, that was amazing. No meer will we ever have to worry about our child being so violent
Father: Indeed. This is all the fault of those video games and cartoons and movies-
Wind: Wait… u think that’s the excuse
Father: Of course. We always put our child there whenever we are not watching him, and look what it’s done
Wind: No. Your child is not violent because of the games he plays, of the films he watches. Game’s don’t make a child behave rudely. What makes them behave like this is shitty parenting. He only acts this way because u two suck as parents
Mother: (Laughs) I don’t understand
Wind: I didn’t think u would
Father: We both drink whisky every five hours
Wind: Well, that explains the lack of brain cells u two have
Mother: …… Where are we
Wind: Okay, I’m done here. I wish that kid the best of luck with asshole parents like you. And I thought my parents were bad. And they fucking abandoned me (Walks off)
