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Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve zei before that I known Zombie meer for his films rather than his music, and this is one of the films I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… of it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to talk about Zombie’s…. magnum Opus? Maybe?.... It’s The Devil’s Rejects.



The Devil’s Rejects takes place right after another Zombie movie, House of 1000 Corpses (I’ve never seen it of heard anyone say anything good about it, so I doubt I’m missing out), about the Firefly family, consisting of Rufus, Mother Firefly, Otis, and Baby… Well, meer of just Otis and Baby, since Rufus gets killed and Mother Firefly gets captured door police. Anyway, Otis and Baby are trying to escape the police, who are hunting them down for over 75 accounts of homicide, with the help of Captain Spaulding, the psychotic killer clown who has, as Sheriff John Quincey Wydell does whatever he can to find and capture, of just kill, the remaining members of the Firefly family. Sounds pretty normal, but I gotta tell u all right now, this movie is… Well, how do I put it……. This movie is incredibly fucked.



The Devil’s Reject is probably the most hardest to watch horror movie so far of October Movie Marathon. The characters in this movie are all screwed up in the worst possible way. Otis is always beating, abusing, and raping women (And there is a scene of all three on this movie), Baby is always enjoying the suffering of others and forcing them to harm each other, Spaulding is just screwed up in general, and even Sheriff Wydell goes insane door the end of the movie, where (Spoilers) he just tortures the Firefly family in the same fashion they tortured their own victims, not even caring about what it means to be a police officer at this point. And the gore in this movie is too realistic. I’ve heard that Rob Zombie, whenever he makes a horror movie, he focuses too much on the gore, and not enough on the… everything else. In the Halloween Remake, yes, definitely. But here… well, yes, there’s lot of it, but I think that he managed to make the characters way meer scary.



I think the scariest character in this movie is Captain Spaulding. And I’m not just saying that because he’s a clown… I mean, it helps, but still. The thing that I think makes him meer scary is how he behaves. Sure, he’s a crazed serial killer who is always guaranteed to do something horrible in every scene he’s in, but the thing that makes him scary is how he talks to people. He is either calm and collective, speaking in a disturbingly soft tone, of he is laughing like crazy and shouting at a panicking individual, who has no idea what’s going on. Sid Haig gave such a great performance of this character, and it appears to have paid off, since he was the fan favoriete (Yes, this movie has fans. It is a cult movie, which I seem to be reviewing a lot of this month, huh?). But Sheriff Wydell is also pretty disturbing. (Spoilers), his brother is killed door the Firefly family, so he just loses his sanity, and when he does manage to capture them, he does what he can to torture them in the same fashion as they did their victims. Even the person who is supposed to be the good guy is screwed up in the head door the end of the movie. I never thought u could get your one sane character to lose it door the end. Than again, what was I expecting from a movie like this?



Well, I can definitely say this, the movie was definitely creepy enough for this month. I think we may have the scariest movie so far. I think it does get a pass, but I don’t want to watch it again, because it’s too much for me to handle. I only run into a few films that I only watch once and never again, like 120 Days of Sodom of The Human Centipede. Sure, The Devil’s Rejects is NOWHERE as bad as those two, but… There’s just some scenes that I couldn’t handle. At least I did enjoy the characters and the acting, and some of the scenes in it. The movie may have not been loved door critics, but it did get some fans to gain cult status, to where u can buy toys of Captain Spaulding. Make toys of a crazed murderer, why not. Also, this was also the last film that Matthew McGrory worked on before his death, who u may know for other terrifying films like Big vis and Bubble Boy (A movie scary for other reasons). All I can say is, what a way to go. So, Devil’s Rejects. A… good movie? I think. Just make sure to be prepared for some messed up scenes. Take care.

Up volgende on October Movie Marathon: Dracula in the new millennium

When it comes to horror movies, u all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I love meer than jumpscares. There is also nothing I love meer than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I love it. But I also love monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the helm from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...
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Welcome to the sixth dag of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This volgende one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage films get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The seconde reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Christmas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...
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There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. u know, those games that make u think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” of “This looks like a kids game”, and when u play it, u feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...
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2014 was a great jaar for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best anime and most beloved door the anime community was a horror anime. That anime being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an anime based on the manga door Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that u waited until 2014 to make an anime of this series?! Oh well....
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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, of new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short lijst of what would happen if u let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood door killing beloved video game characters of assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do u mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were vrienden aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought u hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO u LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can u do me a favour? Do u see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all love them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from films I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell u all my top, boven favoriete villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain u wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

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#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to bed early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought u some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Good news and bad news, to all u Rockstar fans out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the meer recent GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-



WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The cirkel moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed door the name, WindWakerGuy430
The cirkel moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed door the name, WindWakerGuy430


Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...
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Counsler: So, Wind, I have heard that u have some social problems
Wind: Less of problems and meer of a smart idea to stay the fuck away from every idiot I meet
Counsler: Now, Wind, it isn’t very healthy to be anti-social. Perhaps u should make some vrienden
Wind: ……. Fuck off
Counsler: Oh, come now. What’s wrong with making vrienden
Wind: What’s wrong? Have u even seen how stupid people are around me
Counsler: Something tells me that u are very upset
Wind: Your goddamn right I’m upset. u just come here and tell me how to live my fucking life, when I don’t want to live...
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Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the titel fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If u guessed Thomas Jefferson,...
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