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Hello, everyone, and today on this artikel of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own lijst of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that u probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favoriete to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of u may have a different Jojo that u see as your favorite, of maybe u may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just remember that these are ranked in how I see them and how much I enjoy them. Also, u may be shocked at the order I put them in, so… Try to contain your shock. With that said, let us start the ranking.

Rank 8: Jonathan Joestar from Phantom Blood



Yes, I know. But remember, I like all the Jojo’s. All of them are great in their own ways. But when it comes down to it, Jonathan has the least personality out of the other Jojo’s. Yes, even meer than Giorno, which we will get to soon. Now, Jonathan is a man who wants to be a gentleman… And that’s about it, really. He just wants to be a gentleman. And he does do a good job at being a gentlemen, so I’ll be sure to give him that. He manages to be one of the gentlemanly men in anime, despite being the size of a damn giant. He’s meer a gentleman than the entire cast of Ouran Highschool Host Club, and could probably kick all their asses with his Hamon. So, he’s at least got that going for him. Now, what does Jonathan do besides be a gentleman….. Uh…. He fights his adopted brother Dio Brando after he turns into a vampire…. And…. He marries the girl he met when he was a child, Erina… And……….. He killed a bunch of zombies with a Sunny D punch- The thing is, Jonathan is only wanting to be a gentlemen. That’s about it, really. But he does a great job at doing so. But unfortunately, being good at one thing is still just one thing. I don’t have a lot to say about Jonathan because Jonathan doesn’t do much in the first place. I like Jonathan and think he’s a great way for people to get started in the universe of Jojo, but besides that, he doesn’t do much else.



Rank 7: Giorno Giovanna from Vento Aureo



When it comes to this and Stone Ocean, people always want to talk about which is the worse part… Well, back then. With Jojo being meer popular, Vento Aureo has started to get the praise it deserves, and I think that it earns it. But when it comes to whether Giorno lacks any personality… Well, it’s not that he doesn’t have personality… But it’s just one personality. Yep, it’s Jonathan again, but this time, he’s got a hint of Dio in him, since Giorno is the son of Dio, but was conceived with Jonathan’s body. Giorno manages to have a bit of an interesting character to him. He has some kindness to him, wanting to defeat the boss of Passione to stop it’s illegal drug selling and crimes in Italy, and his Stand, goud Experience, allowing him to create life through inanimate objects. But, he also has some very cruel moments, which he gets from Dio, as he kills his enemies in incredibly violent ways. He causing Polpo to shoot himself in the head, curb stomps Ghiaccio onto sharp steel, of brutally beating Cioccolata to pieces for seven whole pages. It got really violent at times. And, like I mentioned before with the fight with Diavolo, I won’t spoil, but man, did he really deserve that as his punishment. Man, Giorno was pretty brutal with that punishment. But other than that, Giorno doesn’t really do much else. Honestly, he isn’t even in much of the manga, because as a common trope with Jojo allies, Bucciarati steals the spotlight from Giorno. Polnareff did it in Stardust Crusaders, Koichi did it in Diamond is Unbreakable, and Bucciarati did it in Vento Aureo, only he did it even more. Maybe if Giorno had meer screen time, he’d be higher, but at least he isn’t at the lowest point.



Rank 6: Josuke “Gappy” Higashikata from Jojolion



Now, the main reason that Gappy is as low as he is is because I haven’t read much of Jojolion. I recently finished Steel Ball Run (My favoriete part), and I’ve gotten pretty far in Jojolion. Considering the villain still hasn’t been introduced, I doubt we’ve seen the best of Gappy, so I’m still holding out for him. Gappy starts out the series door having amnesia (Oh boy, the best cliche), but manages to use it in a unique way, since he is part of two other people, both different and causing Gappy to find out who he really is just so he can get closure on this crazy event, with the help of the Higashikata household. His Stand, Soft and Wet, is a pretty cool Stand, allowing him to use bubbles and… do something with liquid… I’m reading this off the wiki, okay. I’m incredibly limited. What I’m trying to say is that Gappy is a pretty good character from what I’ve read from him so far. I feel as though we haven’t seen the best of him yet, since Jojolion probably isn’t even at the halfway point yet, and I am anticipating what Araki will do with him. Until then, Gappy is just at this point. Maybe he’ll be raised up more, of lowered more. Maybe he’ll even become the best Jojo at some point. But, for now, he’ll just sit here.



Rank 5: Jotaro Kujo from Stardust Crusaders



When it comes to Jotaro, many Jojo fans are spleet, split on how they feel about him. Some see him as a badass who can wreck anything with his ster Platinum. Others see him as an emotionless cliche who doesn’t seem to have any personality. I am kind of in the middle on this one. I can see Jotaro as being a pretty good protagonist. He manages to have the many things that make him amazing and interesting, but many things that could be worked on. Jotaro is a high schooler who hides his care for his mother and his family door being a delinquent, usually beating his problems rather than thinking of a way out. Not that he doesn’t. He always manages to plan ahead as well. However, would it kill him to have not such an OP Stand. ster Platinum is probably one of the most overpowered Stands ever, having hundreds of abilities, some of which are only used once for convenience. Remember ster Finger? And finally, when (Spoilers), he manages to get ster Platinum The World, it’s just all over. How in the hell did Pucci manage to Stand a chance with such an OP Stand? But still, Jotaro manages to be a very interesting character. He hides his emotions because it would be a problem in battle, and in a series as battle heavy as Jojo, I can’t really blame him for having that sort of thought. Jotaro isn’t as bad as people say he is, but not as good as others say he is. For me, he manages to fill the shoes of a protagonist well.



Rank 4: Joseph Joestar from Battle Tendency



Now we’re getting to the best Jojo’s. And I have to say, as much as it hurt me to do this, Joseph was placed near the bottom of the top, boven four. But I have my reasons as to why this is so. I just happen to enjoy the other characters more. However, that doesn’t keep Joseph from being an amazing character. Joseph is the grandson of Jonathan and picks up where the last part left off, and this is where, if u want a great start to the series, u should start. Joseph manages to be a very cocky and cunning bastard, always cracking jokes and screwing with his enemies, but also managing to outsmart them and prove that he isn’t a dumb kid like you’d expect, as shown in his fight with Santana. He also manages to toon how much he wants to survive, as he shows door surviving the fight with Kars, the ultimate lifeform. Sure, it was all just luck and kinda stupid when u look at it a seconde time, but he was still able to survive. And in the volgende part of Stardust Crusaders, he comes back as an old man and is still as amazing as ever. He still manages to use his Hamon, as well as his Stand, Hermit Purple, which, isn’t a strong Stand, but it… works… I guess. He still manages to be cunning and just as amazing as he was in Battle Tendency, and I wouldn’t have it any other way… Also, fun fact, Joseph is still alive when Stone Ocean comes out… So with that in mind, that would mean he is ninety-one, and still living. Goddamn, he really did do his hardest to survive, huh?



Rank 3: Jolyne Cujoh from Stone Ocean



Here it is, the first and only Jojo that was actually a female, and she manages to be one of my favorites. Being the daughter of Jotaro Kujo, Jolyne is sent to Green dolfijn straat Prison after being accused of murder, and here, many strange things happen. And it’s Stone Ocean, so I mean a LOT of weird things. That includes sky fish, raining frogs, artificial plankton, rainbows that create snails, and Mickey Mouse… I’m not kidding. Anyway, Jolyne manages to have the same hard and badass personality that her father Jotaro has, while also managing to behave like that of a young teenage girl, talking and hanging out with her vrienden Ermes and Foo Fighters, just being a normal person at times, but also managing to toon just how much of a badass she is. Her Stand, Stone Free, allows her to turn herself and anything else into string, and uses this to her advantage. She really shows her dedication to saving her father, even going so far as to track down Whitesnake’s user door going into the meer dangerous part of the prison, and dealing with the worst arc in the entirety of Jojo. Oh my god, I hated the Survivor arc. That entire arc was painful to sit through… What I’m trying to say is that Jolyne really shows just how much she can take and how strong she is, proving that u don’t need to be a giant muscle man to be a badass… Then again, the characters from Vento Aureo looked meer feminine and they proved the same thing, but I’m just thinking outloud now.



Rank 2: Josuke Higashikata from Diamond is Unbreakable



Oh boy, if the number one spot wasn’t obvious before, it certainly should be now. But before we get to that, let’s talk about the seconde best Jojo. Josuke is the illegitimate child of Joseph and the uncle of Jotaro, pretty much making a meer screwed family boom than Dio… Okay, maybe not that bad, but still. Josuke is just a young kid in a small town, until things go crazy, what with Stand users and Bow and Arrows and some David Bowie looking son of a teef going around with a cat that blows stuff up and dates severed hands… It got weird around this part, as if it weren’t weird enough. Anyway, Josuke manages to be one of my favoriete Jojo’s probably because of the time I started getting into Diamond is Unbreakable. I was (And still am, pretty much) in high school, and when I started reading this part, I was amazed at how Josuke was meer like a fellow student than some character. And when the anime came out, also around the time I was in high school, it just made me enjoy him even more. He manages to be selfless and toon how kind he is, when he saves people and uses his Stand Crazy Diamond to heal people of injuries, but he also manages to toon some selfishness and greed, such as when he uses Shigechi and his Stand, Harvest, to collect lottery tickets of tries to use Mikitaka and his Earth, Wind, and brand to cheat Rohan in gambling. That just makes Josuke appear meer human as a character. Not being perfectly good of that stuff. He just manages to be himself, and that’s what makes him an amazing character… But there is another Jojo that just manages to beat him.



Rank 1: Johnny Joestar from Steel Ball Run



In case it wasn’t clear before, let me clear up any confusion. I love Steel Ball Run. It is easily the best of all the Jojo parts. It has great storytelling, amazing Stands, great battles, and the best characters I’ve ever seen in Jojo. The villain was great, the allies were great, the enemy Stand users were great, the minor characters that had no purpose were great, and of course, the Jojo was great. Johnny is just an average person until he is shot and left paralyzed and in a wheelchair, unable to walk, let alone race, until he meets a man door the name of gyro Zeppeli, a man with the ability of the Steel Ball, which Johnny does what he can to learn meer of, even entering the Steel Ball Run race, which soon turns into one big hunt for the Corpse Parts, items that grant a person a Stand and when all brought together, create something that… Is way to crazy for me to spoil. Johnny manages to have some of the best character development I’ve seen for a Jojo, managing to do what he can to stop feeling sorry for himself and just do what he can to reach his ultimate goal, even if that puts him in danger. He even gives up pieces of the Corpse Part, which are incredibly valuable pieces (In case that wasn’t obvious) to save the life of Gyro. That is how great of a friend Johnny is. And lastly, his Stand, Tusk, which allows him to use his fingernails as bullets, is probably one of the greatest ways of tonen a Stand user develop along with his Stand since Koichi from Diamond is Unbreakable. In fact, it’s better than that. Everything about Steel Ball Run is better than anything. Everyone says that Steel Ball Run is Araki’s magnum opus, and just looking at the character of Johnny alone, I agree.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are u excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their vrienden heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time geleden back in the jaar 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games u can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, u may just strike goud at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have u ever wanted to yell at people older than u door calling them little faggots? Well, now u can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if u buy the DLC, u get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO u CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run door assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it u would never be able to find it unless u went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with u over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of paddestoel drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent schildpad people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end door the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the commentaren section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope u enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the jaar 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even meer powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if u don’t do something about it, I’ll force u to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like u can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about appel, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. u and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as u don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have u ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who zei that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The volgende day, John was...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found door Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the jaar 1927, there is a small island town in New York named vos, fox Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run door a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran door one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across vos, fox Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic anime the other dag and it finally came to my head. A vraag that haunts almost EVERY single anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES u COULD GO TO WOULD u PICK A CLASSROOM TO toon YOUR anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES u COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another dag in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I zei to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, of insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those films that is hated, weather door fans, critics, of the world in general, but u just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fans were hyped for the volgende one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They zei that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one of two characters that u can interact with. However, there are those characters that u just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If u like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the lijst because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when u pick up a rupee of are fighting enemies, she will always come and give u advice that u already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very seconde they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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