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Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the straat with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten door parasprites, and now u want me to buy u a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are u in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at Christmas time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, u can blame the director of this toon for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat teef out.
Spike: I bet u can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a brand hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat teef must be high on drugs, of somethin'.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****

Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are u doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: u must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do u even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need u tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that roze German is fucked up.

Later, Twilight did some meer snooping.

Robotnik: Snooping as-

Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the Youtube Poops.

Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, u don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit door an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

u think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.

Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! u zei something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. u predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed door random shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did u survive being crushed door a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would u like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do u do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew u was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what u Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*

30 minuten later.

Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!

Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?

Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: hallo nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit door a car if u kruis the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car door running me over. I'll prove it to u right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit door a '56 Buick*
pony in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this meer often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Master Sword: *Walking towards Tom*
Tom: Uh oh!!
Master Sword: I wanna be the host u blue-
Tom: *Points behind him* hallo look, Link.
Master Sword: Where?!!
Tom: *Smashes a bier bottle on Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: You're trying to knock me out??!
Tom: You're supposed to be unconscious.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Not scared* That's getting old. We should start the volgende episode of My Little Pornstar.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter inpakken, wrap Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. u cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 11: Winter Crap Up

Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter inpakken, wrap Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
regenboog Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no u ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. u can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.

It turned out that Twilight really was high!

Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to regenboog Dash* Dashie, how's my favoriete biyatch?!
regenboog Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help u clear the clouds mah nigga.
regenboog Dash: Are u feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I love you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
regenboog Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get u back home.

Back at Twilight's boom home.

Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: u got high, and passed out? regenboog Dash helped u get back home pagina before u caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what u ramblin' about?
Spike: u got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. regenboog Dash helped u get here before u caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck regenboog Dash!

Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.

Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* u used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't u just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?

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Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about u using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing u a favor.
Mayor Mare: u broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have u executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, u out of your mind!!!

She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.

Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't u heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Tom: Okay everyone. This is your host Tom Foolery from On The Block, signing out. Though this isn't really a radio show, this is the end. Come back volgende Saturday for meer Spectacular Stories, here in the S.S.S.S.
#90: Another



Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this vraag with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored door the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, I love Nintendo. It’s my favoriete video game company out there… However, even the best company can make mistakes at some point. So, today, I am going to talk about the biggest mistakes Nintendo made

#5: 3DS Release - Now, lets talk about a meer modern mistake. The 3DS is a pretty fun device, and I actually kinda like it. However, the 3DS wasn’t always loved. The 3DS was released on February 16th, 2011, with a price of THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! WHAT!? Yeah, they sold this things, which normally should cost $150, at the very least, and they made it the price of what u could pay for a...
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Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep u guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the volgende epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..

T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)

Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! u DID THAT ON PORPOSE!

T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)

Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill u man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favoriete downloaded Simpson episodes every...
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hallo u fucking guys, how the fuck do u make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this creepypasta had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst vacht, bont Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... u know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad vacht, bont dag when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to...
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My God..... u know, a creepypasta is bound to be bad when the fucking creepypasta takes note from the FUCKING KILL WAKER, one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read, but this one takes the fucking cake. This creepypasta is the abomination known as Blood Whistle.
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of u think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest....
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, I will be talking about the sequel to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That game would be Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This game is shorter then the original, but still, in my opinion, meer fun. In this game, u play as Link (Duh) and try to go through four temples in exactly three days before a Skull Kid, possessed door Majora's Mask, destroys the city of Termina with the moon. Now, what makes this game real fun are the bosses. Lets take a look at them. Also, I will be including mini-bosses, since they also have a cutscene, unlike the ones...
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S.B: *Watching Derek repair his Mondeo* So you're still repairing that wreck. What do u think's gonna happen when it's repaired?
Derek: It'll be perfect, just like brand new.
S.B: That's what u zei before I destroyed it with my basketball.
Ian: *Chanting while pulling 5 passenger cars* Take the train! Take the train! Take the train!
S.B: While Derek continues to repair his car, we're going to watch Shado! Shado! Shado!

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

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Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of...
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Well, we’ve gone far enough with talking about the Halo franchise on this list. As sad as it is to say, we’ve come to the final entry for the Halo franchise on this list, but I have saved the best (Debatable) for last. Having played the first two games, I was meer than excited to see what Halo 3 would do. And it blew me away (Get it? Cause Halo 2 had Breaking Benjami- Okay)
So Halo 3 follows, who else, Master Chief, as he, and now the Elites, face off what remains of the Covenant, all while Master Chief has to deal with being separated from Cortana, his partner from the vorige two...
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Well what do u know. It's almost that time. In a few days, it will be exactly five years since I first went onto this website. And let me tell you, a lot sure happened in five years. I was barely able to limb my way out of poverty, got a job, went a college, and most importantly, met new kinds of people on this website who I am, for the most part, still vrienden with today. It's been a hell of a journey that I still look vooruit, voorwaarts to seeing meer of in the future. But, with five years coming, I think I want to do something big. Huge, even. I want to start working on something big, something that...
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Well… This was something I wasn’t looking vooruit, voorwaarts to after my break from writing articles. Worst stories of 2017, relating to video games anyway. How bad are they. Well, funny u should say, because they’re pretty bad. Let’s have a gay old time, and try not to hate the world too much door the end of this, shall we?

#10: Metal Gear Survive

Hey, remember when Phantom Pain was as bad as the franchise ever got? Yeah, those were simpler times. And now, Metal Gear Survive, one of the most insulting things that have ever been released. Metal Gear Solid was a franchise that I really loved, despite...
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