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Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops volgende to Orion, and Kevin* hallo u two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Jerry from Trainz, and let's see what our schedule is like.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters

Kevin: Six Shooters? I wonder what that's about.
Orion: Cops in Cape May. That'll be a blast.
Jerry: But first, we got the other two shows coming your way.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: hallo Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for u so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did u do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards volgende to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, u better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*

No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all door itself.

Bartholomew: Great Orion. u see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: u nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.

Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.

After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know u want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having u sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took u so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive u motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see u in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.

Meanwhile at the train yard.

Bartholomew: *Sitting door signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did u make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would u want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are u leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.

Fourty five minuten later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.

Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease u any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call u back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to u about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... u just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: u did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: u get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.

Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the dag that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me u were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish u the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill u when u leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about u choose which part of the cake u want first?
Bartholomew: u got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do u plan on doing once u get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go verplaats to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that u mention that, u do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of u need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.

At the end of the party

Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: u know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be meer difficult to get a taxi in night then u can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: u didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if u ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if u want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers u can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with u all the way.

The end

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

The season 4 premiere begins.

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Jerry: Season 3 is over already? Well, can't wait to see what happens in season 4. volgende up is another season finale. The final episode to season 1 of Trainz.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run door five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, panzer was gegeven the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been getting the same assignment over, and over again. It's annoying, and I wanna do something different.
Kenny: If it helps, be thankful that you're not pulling heavy trains like me, Tony, and Tito.
Panzer: I know, but getting the same assignment over, and over again is boring. I wanna do something different.
Robert: Talk to Mr. Bruce about it.
Panzer: Yeah, about that...

Flashback

Panzer: hallo Mr. Bruce, can u give me a different assignment? I've been getting the same job for too long now, and-
Mr. Bruce: I DON'T CARE! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!!

After the flashback, panzer left the yards.

The volgende dag he was talking to Robert.

Panzer: I am just really irritated about how I get the same job everyday. It's been going on for weeks.
Robert: u know what I would do?
Panzer: No, and I don't want to hear it. *Leaves*

panzer had a plan of his own. He saw that Kenny would be taking the empty freight cars from the Hunterdon Central to be loaded with new supplies. Tony, and Tito were to pull the train with him.

Panzer: I got it. *Goes to freight train*
Tito: *Coupled to the train with Tony*
Panzer: *Arrives* Where is Kenny?
Tony: Not here yet.
Panzer: When will he get here?
Tony: Soon.
Panzer: I better take this train with u guys. u might be late if u wait for Kenny.
Tito: Did Mr. Bruce tell u to do this?
Panzer: Uhm.. Yes.
Tony: Alright then, let's go.

panzer quickly coupled up to the train, and took off with Tito, and Tony. As soon as the last car was disappearing over the horizon, Kenny arrived.

Kenny: Where is Tito, and Tony?!
Worker: They left without you. panzer took your spot.
Kenny: Those two have proven to be... Very... Annoying.

panzer was enjoying himself. For weeks, he was gegeven the same assignment, and now he was on the mainline pulling a freight train with Tito, and Tony. All three of them were heading to Mossberg Harbor.

However, someone was waiting for Panzer's arrival.

Mr. Bruce: *In his car at the harbor* Panzer, u are in a lot of trouble!
Panzer: Oh no.
Mr. Bruce: When u get back to Zorrin, I will scream at u from the top, boven of my lungs.

Indeed he did. He wasn't happy with panzer switching jobs without permission, but he stood up to Mr. Bruce.

Panzer: u constantly give me the same job every day. It's been going on for weeks, and I'm sick of it.
Mr. Bruce: u do as you're told, of else-
Panzer: of else what? You'll lock me inside the roundhouse all day? That'll be better then getting the same job I've been getting for over twenty days. u give me a different assignment, of don't give me any at all!

Mr. Bruce was at a loss of words. Until now, no one has ever talked back to him.

Mr. Bruce: Now that u mention it, I do believe giving u the same job is not right. I will give u a different assignment first thing tomorrow.

Mr. Bruce was not lying. That's exactly what he did, and panzer was pleased.

The End

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Jerry: And with that, we conclude our first half of the toon tonight. See u later at 8:30.
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin. regenboog Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, of will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… u know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this anime is kind of a horror anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first anime that has zombies in it. Now, I love anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, films like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and televisie shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only toon I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. u get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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Commander Kane: This sounds like muziek for a New Yorker.
Sean: I pulled trains to New York City on a daily basis. Does that mean I like this music?
Commander Kane: Yeah. You're a New Yorker.
Sean: I'm also hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm in one of these stories actually. Here's the lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run door five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg,...
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Welcome to the seconde episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its writing and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.



Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my ezel kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. u know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...
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So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand door that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favorieten is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The wolf Among Us. So let's talk about-



Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s top, boven 100 video games for his anniversary

The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...
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So let’s be really clear here. As far as writing goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is meer insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small straat gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now zei straat gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...
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Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and zei that it was the most decisive game from sprinkhaan before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No meer Heroes 3, that people either like of hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I love this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic of is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot meer of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.



In the middle of the night,...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.



Too Human was a game created door Silicon Knights, a company founded door the amazing Denis Dyack, and door amazing, I mean he’s...
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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't u already host with James? Besides, I don't u think u want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from meer rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & vrienden will be up volgende followed door Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One dag at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...
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 u must look at this picture for 20 seconden before continuing onto the volgende part of this fan fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 seconden before continuing onto the volgende part of this fan fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed door Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
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~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have meer common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned door a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenboog Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her door thinking she was a ghost. regenboog Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are u dreaming about the time u thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope u don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure u don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, u have two options. u can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, of u can spend a dag with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right u will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful dag here at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, of not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first dag working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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So, I promised I would read meer Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the volgende one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before u ask, I can’t tell if they are wolves of anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they verplaats to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....
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