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So it’s clear that I am a fan of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 titel that is a sequel to the even meer classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known door many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time to stop him. Just from the titel screen alone ,you can feel the dread and meer brooding atmosphere of this game. And that atmosphere can be felt all throughout the game. Sure, there’s that classic Zelda charm like the odd characters and whimsical music, but then u are hit with these much darker themes, like people trying to deal with the end of the world, death, and fucking dead kids as far as the internet is considered about this game. Some of the new features of Majora’s Mask is the three dag time limit. u have three days to get all the items needed before the moon crashes into the earth, which kind of makes Majora’s Mask a shorter game than Ocarina of Time, what with there only being four dungeons. But the feeling of having to complete them, do the sidequests, and collect all the masks, really makes u feel that moon breathing down your neck. It doesn’t help that the moon is right there, all the time, looking down at u from the sky. And the other feature is the masks, which give u different skills depending on which one u wear. There’s the Bomb Mask, which turns Link into a bomb. The Bunny Hood, which makes Link go real fast. The Stone Mask, which makes Link invisible if he wears it. And my favorite, the Chicken Mask, because he does a stupid little dance. But the other masks u get in the main story, like the Deku Mask, Zora Mask and Goron Mask, turn Link into different characters, each with their own unique abilities. The Deku can hop across water and glide, the Zora can swim and throw projectiles, and the Goron can stempel, punch and roll around at fast speeds. And if u do collect all the masks, you’ll be able to get the Fierce Deity Mask, which turns all bosses in this game into complete chumps. And then there’s the villain, Majora, who is genuinely terrifying in this game. I already talked about this dumb mask in detail numerous times before, so I won’t bore u here again. But damn, is this a fucked up villain to have for an E rated game. I love it.
Majora’s Mask, to me, wasn’t all that scary. Disturbing and very melancholy, but never scary. But I can see how someone would get scared of it. But regardless, this was truly an interesting game for me to try out. I loved the sidequests, the new mechanics, and the story, and how it felt so… unlike Ocarina of Time. And it’s that atmosphere and new mechanics that make me like it meer than Ocarina of Time. And no, I will not apologize for that blasphemy.
Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Christmas horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when u think of anything that appears to be scary, what do u think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of u think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead of just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if u aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make u change your mind. And that movie in vraag is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are u excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest films out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even meer Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels meer like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when films were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director door the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my vrienden find to be one of the best slasher films out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman door the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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(Please be advised that there's some meer mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icoon and certainly one of the most populair anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot meer of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I love oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which u know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may love those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright colors in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple dogs (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! u don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should spleet, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable door radar....
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Boy, do I love video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to lijst the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million meer games, I may make another lijst in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after u get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#10: home pagina SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple home pagina grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this door making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's dag (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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Well, we’re finally at the top, boven ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The toon is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the strand named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing films out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell u all the worst films I have ever seen. First off, these have to be films that I have seen, so no Food Fight, Biodome, of any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, of are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, of Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. u know, the ones that make u want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, of any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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Now, I love Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favoriete games of all time. And, I REALLY love the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favoriete items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

 brand Bar
Fire Bar


#10: brand Bar - Now, this is the brand Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around brand balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I love so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, of were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that u didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, of it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. u have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, u actually have...
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Now, after I made my top, boven Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot meer lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many meer lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the meer nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character u meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th uithangbord meer times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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