Windwakerguy430's Golden patroon, cartridge of Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask w/ Holographic Sticker

Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do u want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are u telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I love power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If u do it, I will buy u lunch all of volgende week
Wind:...

Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little pony and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction bron is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After reading this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten jaar old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...

Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most populair myths in this list. Hope u enjoy.



#10: Revive Aeris - (WARNING: This entry contains spoilers from Final Fantasy VII... Even though the internet has spoiled it time and time again.... but still) Now, I am going to be honest to u Final Fantasy VII players.... I did not get sad at Aeris's death. She was not interesting enough, and she was kinda...

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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will u do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the seconde half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...

#60: Tom and Jerry



Ah, here it is. We have finally reached one of the classic cartoons of the early years of animation. Now, Tom and Jerry is a very simple show. It is about a cat and a mouse, who are always trying to kill each other so they can benefit, and they end up hurting themselves in humorous ways. And that is where the comedy for the toon comes from. It comes from all the wacky and odd ways they get hurt. Whatever happens, they will always hurt each other in a funny way, and then shrug it off like it was nothing. And there is also the insane amounts of places they are at. At a...

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The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom...