Zelda

Damas: Well, after finally getting past those damn struik, bush monsters, I made it to the volgende boss. I guess that this boss is defending the seconde bell. Well, might as well kill it. It can’t be too bad (Walks through the fog)
Moonlight Butterfly: (Flies overhead)
Damas: Oh my goodness… It’s so beautiful. I’ve never seen such a magnificent crea- (Suddenly gets blasted door lasers)

Damas: (Stabs Moonlight vlinder repeatedly) This is what I get for caring for animals (Kills it) There, I killed it. Now, where is that bell…….. It should be here……….. any seconde now………………… Wait,...

Meanwhile.

At a small army checkpoint a car started driving up.

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have u been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But u just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said...