top, boven 15 Dark Comedy Films - #2 - Shaun of the Dead

I’m gonna be honest with u people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern dag special effects of camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, of at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes



The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...

So, we all know the populair urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to meer modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even meer well known. So, I will go ahead and tell u all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.



#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...

So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced door Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this volgende movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this maand eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in vraag is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.



So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...

#10: “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!” - Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

#9: “I HAVE FURY” - Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

#8: “For you, the dag bizon, bison graced your village was the most important dag of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday” - M Bison, straat Fighter

#7: "See, this is what I don't get about u bad guys. u know the hero's gonna win, but u never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon....

Now, there are a lot of films out there that are insanely funny. u have Caddyshack, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and of course all of the Monty python movies. But, then there are THOSE comedy movies. The ones that rely too much on jokes that are not even close to funny and wouldn’t even make a two-year-old laugh. So, I want to tell u the comedy films that made me feel like an idiot. Now, there aren’t much rules with this list, so I’ll stop wasting time and get on with the list

#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - u know you’re reading a GREAT lijst when the first films best joke is...

Oh, boy, another Alpha and Omega fanfic. This time, it’s a creepypasta, known door the name Eyeless. Is it as bad as Lily’s Opposite Side…….. Okay, maybe no Alpha and Omega fanfic is worse than Lily’s Opposite Side. Is Eyeless bad? Lets find out.
So, it starts with Humphrey being in a house he finds…. How does he find it, why does he stay in it, what purpose does this place have, are none of these vragen getting answered? I bet the last one is a big fat no. The first paragraph - THE FIRST PARAGRAPH - and it already has problems. So, Humphrey sees this picture of a family of wolves...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to my top, boven Ten Lovable Douchebags in Video Games. So, what makes a character a douchebag. Well, they have to do a bunch of horrible things, and feel no remorse. But, what makes a lovable douchebag. simple. Its the same thing, but their antics are so great, u can’t help but like them. So, today, I present the ten douchebags we can’t help but love

#10: Luis from Resident Evil 4 - The first time u meet this guy, all he wants is a cigarette. Yep, he’s funny already. And, if u were stuck in a village filled with insane, murderous villagers, would smoking be...

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Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better toon u the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

Langley Virginia,...

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Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the toon starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the toon starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Thomas &...

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: toon business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...

~#30~

I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far meer mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.

#30: Samus Aran from Metroid



Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the Space Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...

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Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See u out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...

I do love me some Mahvel. Memes aside, Marvel Vs. Capcom is probably one of my meer prefered fighting games (Despite the fact that I am utter trash at it). So, with Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite coming out soon, I expect the roster to be even bigger than vorige games. With that in mind, we don’t have much news about characters that could be in the game, so most of it is left up to interpretation. All we know is that the characters from the Infinite trailer, Captain America, Ryu, Iron Man, Morrigan, and new characters, Captain Marvel and Mega Man X, are confirmed for the game. But there’s...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A ster Wars fan Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...

Yep, it’s that time again. The time when I look at video games and discuss with u all the psychotic killers that come from them. Why? Because reasons. I swear, I should have just made a top, boven fifty, because I wouldn’t be surprised if there were fifty murderers in video games. Oh well. Here is another lijst of them. As always, only one killer per franchise and only from games that I have played. Also spoilers for Deadly Premonition, A wolf Among Us, L.A. Noire, and Ace Attorney: Justice For All. With all that said, let’s start the list.

#10: Naughty from Naughty Bear



Let’s just forget...