#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As u expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes u hate Lilly.
As she literary bangs anything that moves.
God it's like what pony mov did to poor Pinkie, only WORSE.

Plus. Kate gets ruined to.
Why dose my favourite character always get ruined!? She fuckin FORGAVE Humphrey! But she fuckin cheats on him with a guy she barely even knows. She only the particular character because he's the only guy Lilly ever loved (to make it worse, he ENJOYED it.. He enjoyed cheating on his girlfriend, for her pretty sister, that he never had never even met before)..

And Kate made sure Lilly found out as soon as possible, as she sent Lilly a sex tape of it..

I mean, your sisters, your suppose to be as close as peas..

I mean, u even had sex with each other, come on! Was that for nothing!?

But instead, Kate hates Lilly for no reason whatsoever.

and Kate ends up dying for it. As Lilly, in the heat of a over graphic fight between the two sisters, slices her one sisters throat, causing Kate to die and Lilly to in jail, but at least Lilly is remorseful..

In fact, ALL the characters get ruined.

Garth is a asshole, even a gangster.
Kidnaps and rapes Lilly for no reason.
And lots of other shit.
Humphrey zei he was gonna beat up Garth for Lilly.
But Humphrey ends up being nothing meer than a lame pun, as he gets his ezel handed to him.

I'm sure there's more.
But can't think of it.

As for the positives.
There IS a plot. And it's almost good in some ways
I mean.
I'm sorry, but having plot that has good 'moments', I have to count that.


#2: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created door the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though u probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords Lost episode and Flim and Flam lost episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe lost episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, u die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', of nesseary.
Death door sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that.

Though, if it were gonna be like that.
Trixie's Funhouse is kinda better.

I mean.
It's funny thinking that Trixie thanks u for sex door killing u with a chainsaw.
Guess she watched too much Ted Bundy documentaries, hahaha. (god, I need help).


#3: JASPER PARK MATING SEASON:
So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though reading them. Though it probably dosen't work, u guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.

This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.

It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.

Is saying its a wolf verison of FILLY FOOLING.

Sex is primary theme.

No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.

Though door now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.

It happens a lot unfortantly, people like that, are messed up.

But this one gets worse.

The volgende chapter has Kate and Lilly have sex with Winston (their own fuckin father)..

Theirs also one between Humphrey and Garth.

But unfortantly that seems to be happening a lot now.

I can't stand it myself, but that's just me..

Not much else to say..

I hope I saved u guys from having to read this.

Till volgende time.

Connor out!

:)