Canada24's club.. Article: top, boven 20 quotes from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

top, boven 20 quotes from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear u up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: hallo Ty? Who u think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set door our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE u ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. u heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome u freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: u think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask u something? Did u have to live the rest of your life with your best vrienden life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So u can take your god damn meld and shove it up your ass... And let me tell u something else.. u did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that u created... So u live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how u like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few seconden were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe u want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, u WISH u had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are u such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) u oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

top, boven 5 saddest Hellsing Moments

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#1: PIPS DEATH:
I think we all know why this scene is here :(

#2: SARAS KILLING ZOMBIE WORKERS:
The valentine brothers turned all the guards into ghouls and Saras goes insane and kills the ghouls..
Guess killing ghouls would of been okay.
But the look on Intergia's face made me feel bad about it.. :(

#3: SARAS GETS TORTURED door ZORIN:
I am a very twisted person.
But this is fuckin BRUTAL..

#4: ALUCARD'S PAST:
he was enslaved door Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and suffred the worst childhood...

All of my HELLSING reviews..

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EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All u have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favoriete character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...

My Little Pornstar Episode 8

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting volgende to her. They were going to collect meer ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice dag out, of wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to...

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creepypasta story that can be found on MR NIGHTMARES channel

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AM I CRAZY:

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I suppose I should start door telling u a little about myself. I am 19 years old, I live in Pennsylvania, and I guess I've always been a creative person. When I was little, my parents would remark about what a vivid imagination I had. For the most part I was a normal child. I liked drawing, and writing, and I hated math. I had trouble making friends, so I played with my imaginary friends. We would play games out in the woods. I always liked playing with these friends, because I knew I could trust them, control them....

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Mark Kusper kinda reminds me of WindWakrguy.. Their both angry in EVERY video they make

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Eric Walbridge... (I love this guy in LATJ)

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4 songs door Metal bands that I am not afraid of tonen to my MOM

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#1: SLIPKNOT - SNUFF:
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..

#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..

#3: METALLICA - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with metallica so she knows how crazy they get..

#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..

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top, boven ten favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

posted by Canada24

#10:
"Fame was like a drug, but what was even meer like a drug were the drugs."

#9:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."

#8:
Marge: "I'd really like to give this a try."
Homer: "I dunno, trying is the first step towards failure...".

#7:
"Hey! He's not happy at all! He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!"

#6:
"I'll be at the bar getting very happy. Then very very sad. Than happy again"

#5:
"(drunk) Your just lucky u got your clones with yea"

#4:
"Televison! Teacher, mother... [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading -...

Killswitch Engage- End of the Heartache

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top, boven 2 scenes that scared me as a kid #2

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Jimmy Tatro: 22 jimp straat

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Insane: (A Hazbin Hotel Song)

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top, boven 10 WORST PLOT TWISTS (including tv shows and creepy pastas)

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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...

top, boven ten most badass GAY characters.

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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a artikel to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I love about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...

Smosh parody's Eminem

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The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. top, boven FIVE QUOTES

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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she singing now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was populair a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell u how I'm feeling; Gotta make u understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make u cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...