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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, of mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit meer intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation door sharks is of great importance to the health of vis populations, maintaining the balance necessary for many different species to thrive in the same environment, and they’re far from brainless eating machines – some species even demonstrate play behavior and sharks in captivity may be possible to “tame.”

Though I'd rather avoid finding out.
I love sharks, and the last place I want to see them. Is in captivity..


#2: DOLPHINS:
Many of us unfortunately have it in our heads that while Sharks are mindless, ravenous eating machines, Dolphins are sweet, playful little sea-people, ready to protect us from those big, bad sharks and do fun tricks for our amusement. Dolphins, however, are predators themselves; lethally powerful, cunningly intelligent, fiercely territorial, pack hunting flesh-eaters. Animals live door very different rules, and while it isn’t fair to categorize them as “good” of “bad,” it’s hard to find dolphins very cute when they have been observed tormenting, killing and even sexually assaulting other animals for often unclear reasons, including young pups of their own species, and attacks on humans are door no means unheard of..


#3: SNAKES:
Millions of people the world over suffer from a fear of snakes, and even those who don’t may kill the limbless reptiles on sight, fearing for the safety of their pets of children. This is most unfortunate, as only around fifteen percent of known snakes possess venom at all, and dangerous species can be easy to distinguish with a little research. Wherever u may live, there are likely only a few distinct varieties worthy of extreme caution, and as the saying goes, they’re meer afraid of us than we are of them. The last thing a snake wants to do is waste its precious venom on something it can’t even eat, so unless startled of cornered, snakes will nearly always attempt to flee and hide before actually striking..


#4: RATS:
Rats are actually quite shy, highly unlikely to bite and can be very rewarding pets, demonstrating much meer intelligence and affection than such dumber, nippier rodents as hamsters and guinea pigs..


#5: KILLER WHALE:
Killer whales (or orcas) are powerful predators capable of killing prey much larger than humans, such as leopard seals and great white sharks. They have also been recorded preying on usually terrestrial species such as moose swimming between islands.[1] However, wild orcas are not considered a real threat to humans, as there are few documented cases of wild orcas attacking people, and no fatal encounters.[2][3] In captivity, however, there have been several non-fatal and fatal attacks on humans since the 1970s.[4] Experts are divided as to whether the injuries and deaths were accidental of deliberate attempts to cause harm..
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SCENE ONE:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract u as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) u just been T-Jacked, bitch!

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on: So boss. Now that u took care of the bikers? What...
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I thought I'd toon meer on AlexMane's character, door retelling his version of all this.

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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) u DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?

Alex: Look, I been bus-

Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.

Alexmane: And a drunk!

Luna: Wha-

AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".

Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.

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LATER:

AlexMane: (having been fired door Luna, for having spent 12 months not...
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"I'm nothing meer than a sarcastic Irish Canadian, who PREFERS saying he's part Irish over saying he's part French.. And dose little else but write stupid stories nobody cares about. Say over used jokes. Swear meer than I need to. Secretly watch porn, and than cry about it. And whine about stuff I'm too lazy to change... All in all, a good role model for the kids"


"I am trying to be known mostly for my humor in stories. But I often try to be serious in stories too, though it's harder for me these days."


"I watch scary story readers like Mr Nightmare cause It's better to TRULY understand how terrible...
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Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

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Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing u can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

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Work never ends on the Union...
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I watched these last week but forgot too review them..

I'm not sure what too say (surprise, surprise).

But I liked these episodes.. The toon should be meer about that detective now that I like him.

I hear Johan lives in the end.. And as for the sister.. Is she even real? I'm not sure.. The toon is so confusing.. I mean what the fuck is going on!?

But hey, I only have 24 meer episodes.. I made it this far..

I can do it!


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#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied door the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
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HOYT VOLKER:
Hoyt Volker appeared to be a sadistic, vicious, emotionless, deranged and mentally unstable psychopath who was shown ruthlessly torturing and executing innocents and was the main reason for the Rook Islands' endless turmoil that has taken the lives of many of the island's residents whom Hoyt despises for an unknown reason. His crude and bloodthirsty nature is further shown when he makes the remaining survivors in Beras Town to run across a rijst field, filled with landmines, when he asks "Foster" to interrogate Riley for information and the brutally beat him up until he can't stand,...
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#1: Jimmy Pegorino:
Jimmy is the hot headed mob boss, who orders u to kill Ray.
And unwittingly kills Kate McReary if the player choses REVENGE.
Even though Jimmy is a complete dick.
There's something about that voice actor.
Just like there's 'something' about the voice actors of Michael Townley, Trevor Phillips, Johnny Klibitz, Niko Bellic, Rocco Poloski, Packie McReary, and even Brian.
Anyway.
I ironically didn't realize I liked him until I heard his dramatic scream at Niko, at the wedding, witch lead to Kate's tragic death.
I don't know enough, to say rather not this was bad aim not.
But either way. He's still here on the list..


#2: Max Payne 3: New Jersey Mob:
This one, I REALLY don't understand why I like them.
But none the less.
Their are times when I stand behind cover listening to the extended dialogue between them. and all the threats and taunts they scream at me..


#3: ........

Huh.. Guess there's only two actually..

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(in the trailer)
Trevor: (grabs an conveniently placed AK47 from under his bed, and reloads it, along with grabbing a hat that he put on his head).
Ron: T Trevor are u sure about this shit?, I'd rather just watch that movie DISGUISE, with Steven Ogg.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Why are u so obsessed with this Steven Ogg guy!? His voice sounds like two giraffes having sex.
Audience: (laughs)
Steven Ogg: (speaking on the tv)
Trevor: u see!.. (yells at the tv) GET A REAL VOICE u MOACH!!
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (smashes the tv) Now can we just hurry up and get in the truck. LET'S...
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