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 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the vorige stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The volgende dag was the beginning of the Equestria War. A maand later Canterlot got bombed, and the pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The pony Alliance finishes off Discord's side of his army named Disci. He went to Stalliongrad to blow the town up. Stalliongrad was the last line of defense for Disci, and they would be destroyed if they didn't defend it. Just when Stalliongrad was about to be destroyed, I used chaos control to get the bomb somewhere else. After ending up in New York City, I had to fight Blaze, and Discord on top, boven of the Brooklyn Bridge. They were both killed, but me, and regenboog Dash nearly died.

New Years day, 2015

All of Disci gets killed, and Equestria is safe. Some of us took a shit on our enemies graves, then had a party with Pinkie Pie hosting it (as usual.)

Now it's January 7, 2021. After six years I still made weekly visits for Pinkie Pie. Then someone sneaked up behind me while I was heading to Equestria, someone I hated for a very long time. It was only then when I realized my mistake.

After I entered Ponyville, I saw the person that followed me. It was Catie, a grey hedgehog somewhat like me, only she has a russian accent. I ran after her pushing her to the ground. "What was that for?" She asked. "Chaos control." I said, entering Australia. "Die here for all I care. Chaos Control." I made sure she stayed away from me when I left. Now that I'm back in Equestria, it's time to visit Pinkie. I arrived at Sugarcube corner when Pinkie asked who I was. "Really? I've been visiting u once a week for nine years, and u don't know who I am." I replied. Then I found out it was Catie behind me. "WHAT THE HELL?!! How did u get out of Australia?!" I shouted. Before Catie could respond I left with rage. Catie would probably try to destroy Equestria like Robotnik, but there's a possibility she might win. I went to see regenboog Dash instead, and told her about the situation. "What could she possibly do to defeat you?" She asked. I wasn't sure how to respond to that. So I told her about my last encounter with Catie.

Things were going good for me while I was visiting Australia, then Catie passed me. She tried to kill me with an Ak47 while driving two locomotives at once. I chased her, but she shot my legs. The best thing to do was get a train, and chase her. I had to use chaos control, and take one that was in Tails' shop. He was still working on it, but I took it anyway. As I got in, and used chaos control Tails' tried to get me out, but it was too late. I was now chasing Catie in a blue engine. She didn't notice until I got fifty feet towards her seconde locomotive. As I got closer Catie got to the coupling, and uncoupled the seconde locomotive to get in my way. There was only one gadget I could use to get things out of the way, the coupler. When the engine coupled on to mine, I used the coupler to throw it away from me. So much for General Electric's hard work in one engine. volgende I had to stop Catie from escaping, so I grabbed my .44 to shoot Catie's brains out. While doing this she shot back at me with her AK, but had to reload. I shot her gun, but I also had to reload. At least I have a weapon. Catie then used Chaos Control to get into Kansas City, and I did the same. I took a look at my radar, and saw Catie was heading towards me. I was on the Missouri side, and Catie was on the Kansas side. I had strong brakes on my engine, I just had to blow the bridge, and have Catie killed in an explosion. I shot two missiles, one for Catie, and one for the bridge. Catie saw it, jumped out of the train, and ran towards a road, where a guy with a bicycle was riding towards her. I had to jump the bridge, and stop her from riding off. I almost made it, then I pulled Catie off the bike. "What the fuck did u do to my cousin?!" I asked her. She beat him up is what she did, but she wouldn't admit it. "You mean Sonic?" She asked trying to be innocent. "He has blood coming out of his body, and a black eye thanks to you!" I said. While I stood above her Catie kicked me, and escaped. I swore that if I ever saw her again she would be dead.

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told regenboog Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could u blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when u came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now u will do as I say. I want u to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied some of what was just said, and went to get everyone, "Attention everypony. Spetznas needs u to kom bij the fight against Sean The Hedgehog. If not, you'll be executed." Twilight was confused, and ran off to get Celestia. Then Celestia arrived in front of Twilight. Celestia's eyes were red, with a yellow iris. Then she cast a spell on Twilight making her become evil. Her eyes became just how Celestia's were. Then nearly every pony was evil, under Catie's commands. So far the only one not evil was regenboog Dash, and I had to get help from my world. "I know a lot of people that can help." I said. But regenboog Dash wanted to stay here, and try to find ponies that weren't evil communists. "Allright. Good luck." I left to get help from Mobius, and possibly Earth. regenboog Dash decided to check Sweet appel, apple Acres, and thankfully none of them were evil. She then told Applejack, and the others about what happened. "Everyone in Ponyville are communists?" appeldrank, applejack asked. "Unfortunately. We've got this though." She said. Appleblooms vrienden Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were there as well, and they wanted to help. "I don't know if u guys want to get in this." appeldrank, applejack said, "Just let me, regenboog Dash, and Big Mac handle this." Applebloom knodded her head, but she was still going to get in the fight, and so were her friends. I went to Sweet appel, apple Acres to meet up with regenboog Dash. Our team was set up. It was me, regenboog Dash, Applejack, Big Macintosh, Sonic my cousin, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and Espio. "Alright good job." Dash said. Knuckles was wondering why he was here so we briefed him on his mission. "Catie is trying to attack this place. She has started door sabotaging with their minds, and they're now communists. There are also russian soldiers involved with this war on Catie's side. So they have airplanes, and tanks." I I zei to Knuckles. Now he was confused, "You want me to kill someone that's using powers to hypnotize people?" We thought it was too hard, but Knuckles zei it was too easy. "Count me out!" This made regenboog Dash pretend to cry. It was clear she was faking it, but some of us were acting like she really was crying. "Don't worry." appeldrank, applejack said. "He's just scared that our main enemy is a girl." "WHAT?!" Knuckles said. He was now extremely mad. "That's it, I'm in this war!" We were now cheering, and Dash stopped her fake crying. Later, Tails was tonen some gadgets he installed into my car. "I have raket launckers, machine guns, and an oil slick. u can use them door hitting a button with the name of it's gadget, but let me toon u this." He was tonen me the ejector chair, for passengers. "You just have to open the clutch, and there will be a button to activate the chair." Clearly he got that from James Bond. The modifications were awesome, and they really worked. We also had a '70 mustang, and two Lamborghini Countachs. One of them was a green '74 lambo, and the other was a purple '88 25th anniversary edition. Oh and I almost forgot the '59 impala. Now we were ready. "Allright let's do this." I said. I would be in the Corvette with Applejack. Big Mac would drive the mustang while Sonic stood on the roof, and Espio in shotgun. Tails had the '74 Countach, while Knuckles and Rouge had the '88 Countach. Every one of them had great weapons with some of them blowing up buildings. door the time we got back to Ponyville we were in for a surprise. Everyone in Ponyville was about to fight us. The ponies and communists started firing at us, and when they did we avoided their attacks, and killed some of them. "Only shoot the ponies if they attack us!" I said. We were going to need their help, but if they died the unicorns could bring them back to life. We had to kill Catie in order for the communistic ponies to come back to normal. We didn't know where she was so I drove off to find her. "She has to be around here somewhere!" appeldrank, applejack said. As I continued driving appeldrank, applejack got pushed out of the car. Sitting where the oranje once sat was Applebloom. "You just had to push your sister out of the car." I said. appeldrank, applejack was lying on the ground. Her left side was bleeding from falling out of the car, and she couldn't move. Two cars then passed by, another one stopped. "So long Applejack." zei Pinkie blowing her brains out. Eventually the two cars caught up to me. One of them was on my left side, and I had another one on my right. "Applebloom shoot that cars tires out." I said. I gave her my .44, and she shot the cars tires on the right side out. Now we had the car on our left side. I just slowed down, and shot it with machine guns. "Did u make this?" Applebloom asked. "The car of the weapons?" "The car." She asked me this when we first met, and I zei no. How would the answer change? "The weapons were installed door a friend." I replied. volgende we went back to find Applejack, but instead we saw a barricade blocking our path with Catie there. Just perfect. I get the missiles set up while Applebloom sees the crosshairs aim at the blockade. "What is this?" She asked. Oh nothing, just had a few optional extras installed. "Watch this." I told Applebloom as I launched missiles at the blockade. As it exploded I ran Catie over while russians were shooting at me. They missed, but the windows were shot up, and I couldn't see a thing. "At least Catie is dead." Applebloom announced. "Yeah." I said, "At least." Now all the ponies were turning back to normal, and Pinkie realized her mistake. "Oh no! I killed Applejack." Then she started crying as she stared at her dead friend. "I will never kill people again!" Pinkie zei throwing her gun away. Only to get killed door russian soldiers. The ponies were back to normal, but the russians wanted to attack Equestria. We got to where appeldrank, applejack was, and saw four russian soldiers kill Pinkie Pie. When they did that I blew them up with missiles. "We have to bring them back to life." I said, but no unicorns were around, so we were screwed. "Sweetie Belle!" Applebloom shouted. Then her white furred friend came out of my car, and brought appeldrank, applejack back to life. She was too tired to bring Pinkie back, so we had to go to Twilight. Before appeldrank, applejack could talk some sense into the C.M.C for sneaking into my car they ran off. We didn't know where they were, but they had to be away from the communists. Once we got to the town square there was pure chaos. Ponies were fighting communists, and blowing up buildings. There was a tank about to blow up a building with poines carrying RPG's, but the tank's guns were jammed. Then we saw Doughnut Joe, he used a spell to disable the tank's weapons. Then the RPG ponies blew it up. "Joe!" I shouted. "Pinkie needs to be brought back to life." We got to Joe without getting shot, and took cover while Pinkie was being brought back to life. After that was done Pinkie grabbed my machine gun. I didn't have my .44 magnum from Applebloom taking it to shoot the tires of a car following us earlier. I wasn't going to need that though. I just picked up a building that the russians occupied, and threw it at a tank. The explosion was massive. Now there were only 20 russians left. I was going to kill more, but regenboog Dash arrived in the green Lamborghini, and I got in the drivers seat. Somehow Dash got 50 russians to follow her while I killed Catie, of so I thought. We were driving fast, then we saw Catie blocking our path with a helicopter. "This can't be good." Dash said. I didn't have any chaos emeralds, so there was no way I could use Chaos Control. I turned left, and avoided machine gun brand from the chopper. Up ahead was a river, and heading towards that river was me. I didn't even stop, "You like water?" Dash didn't even ask. She tried to get out, but I wouldn't let her. A few seconden later, we were in the river. Dash was confused, why did I drive in the river? I answered her vraag door putting on submarine mode. Lamborghini's first car/submarine. I just found a chaos emerald, and wanted to get somewhere while Catie was searching the river for me, but I would be at another place, killing her. "Chaos Control." I said, and we ended up back on land, but away from Catie. Instead we ended up volgende to several russians attacking Sugarcube corner. "Shit! Get us outta here!" Dash said. Her shouting made those guys spot us, so I used Chaos Control to get away from them. Instead we ended up door the Delaware River in Frenchtown New Jersey. I switched back to car mode, and drove off, because somehow the russians ended up being too close to us. The tank followed as I drove onto a bike path heading away from the russians. Six of them stal some motorcycles, and followed. I looked for some possible weapons to use, but the only weapon was mortars. I launched one, and it blew up, killing two of the commies following us. I drove back onto a road the first chance I got, as four communists, and a police car followed me. "Use another mortar." Dash said. She flew out of the car, and kicked the police car into the air. It didn't go far. All that police officer could say was "I'm in pursuit of four harleys, and a green Lamborghini Countach." regenboog Dash then knocked the four bikers off their bikes. She got back into the car, and I used Chaos Control to get back into Ponyville. door the time we got back Catie used Chaos Control, and we got too close to her. It's very unfortunate that she survived being hit door a car. We ended up at 30th straat station in Philladalphia. Catie stal a train while I stal another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind u of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because regenboog Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to verplaats it' she thought. So she started pushing the tank away from my train. The soldier in the tank saw what was pushing his vehicle, "You really think u can stop me?" "I think I can, I know I can." Dash said. door the time the soldier grabbed his gun the tank went over a ledge. She got rid of that moron in ten seconden flat. "Hey! That's my line!" Dash shouted. Sorry! Where was I? Oh yeah, the seconde train chase against me and Catie how could I forget? Now she was trying to blow me up with an RPG, but everytime she shot a raket I would jump out, and verplaats my engine. I had to make sure the wheels were on the track correctly otherwise I would be screwed. door the time regenboog Dash arrived Catie was on her second, and final missile. "I got an idea." Dash said, and she caused Catie to miss her shot blowing up the tunnel behind us. "Good work Dash." But then an SUV arrived with russians in them. They were trying to kill us. When the car got close enough I grabbed it, and threw it at Catie's train. The car hit her engine's cab, and it flew off. "Nearly hit her." zei regenboog Dash. I had one last chance, my gun. I kept firing at Catie as another SUV arrived. Two RPG's fired from the car, and when I hit Catie I noticed that I was screwed. As I jumped out the engine it flew into the air, and hit Catie's train. Both of us lost our trains. I killed the russian soldiers that blew up the tracks, and looked for Catie. regenboog Dash was doing the same thing to, only she had a knife. Dash then found Catie resting door the wreckage, and as she flew towards her over 200 miles an uur Catie hit her. When she got hit regenboog Dash dropped her knife, and Catie grabbed a hold of it putting it in regenboog Dash. She was trying to get her neck, but got her belly instead. "You claim to be the fastest flyer in Equestria?" Catie said. Dash couldn't speak because of the amount of pain in her belly. She felt like she was going to barf. Catie on the other hand wanted to break Dash's wings while shooting her in the head. I wasn't going to let that happen. I jumped towards Catie making her miss Dash's head, and shoot a boom instead. regenboog Dash tried to get Catie's gun after it got dropped, but Catie wouldn't allow it. "Stay out of this fight!" She said, and punched regenboog Dash in the face. I snapped Catie's neck, and found a whole army of russian soldiers trying to attack me. I threw a bunch of them at a far distance, and shot others. Some of them I would shoot while throwing. There were some soldiers that got lucky, and shot me, I would break their necks. Afterkilling fifteen russians meer arrived, and I kept taking damage. regenboog Dash saw me being attacked, and knew she had to do something. She tried to pull the mes out of her chest, but it was a very painful process. Even if it moved very slowly it hurt her badly. "Come on." She zei to herself thinking that it was almost over. Then she saw a roze hoove grab the knife. Pinkie was helping her get the mes out of her chest. While this was going on there was only one russian left, but I was so hurt that I didn't have the energy to kill him. I got knocked onto the ground, and got punched continuosly. I might have been tired, but it was going to take a lot of punches to kill me. He stopped, and saw a mes thrown into his neck. It was thrown door none other then regenboog Dash, with a little help from Pinkie Pie. Pinkie helped her friend up while I got back on my feet. "You two are getting beat up a lot." Pinkie told us. "We're tough, what can we say?" I told her. Dash laughed, then coughed out blood. I was tired, but I helped Pinkie carry regenboog Dash to Twilight's Library. We had a friend to take care of.

THE END
#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if u prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun of machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene u always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did u say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see u as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing u to do something u don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I zei u had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are u honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's meer popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have meer of less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit meer hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica fans know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell u what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. meer for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders regenboog Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen door his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated door how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered door a biefstuk knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the seconde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on brand and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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#1: EMINEM - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 jaar old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The volgende evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once meer door his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? u trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else u gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, u know, but--that's for online--but, what are u out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do u not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do u know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? u got off the boot and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a veilig country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer vragen such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
"... u need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for love and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted door Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give u insight -- I'll toon u what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 meer seconden your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard stal our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 of 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in televisie shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. u know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. u 'deserved' something meer special.. Don't u feel honored, love?
Twilight: u MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No meer Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE u have a family!...
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