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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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AVGN: u know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If u don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one antwoorden seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do u know what my top, boven three favoriete things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. seconde is Nazis. Can u guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: u will witness what happens what here today, and u will will speak of it later.. Except u won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the straat with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten door parasprites, and now u want me to buy u a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are u in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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So Scootaloo, the little oranje filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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So I as I zei before.. This certainly one of my meer "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this toon so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear door episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly diner ever.

Of coarse the very volgende episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. u know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..


Now for episode 4....
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..


#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..


#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..


#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..


#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't love Bowser..
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn ster who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if u can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..


#1: SLAPPY:

Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do u expect from...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered door Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, of somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...
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posted by Canada24
Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted door the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, door extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand door my comment, of saying this...
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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. u can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...
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The titel zei it?
So if u haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the vragen u been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I zei before, how excited I was too see...
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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are u a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were u calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. u were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and madeliefje, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every dag the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the heuvel
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see u on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
u raise the blade, u make the change
u re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
u lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A seconde CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his seconde chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.


#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..


#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..


#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..


#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his puppy being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" of "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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