Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into that one little trait. So what about her thoughts? Yeah, okay, I see what u mean...hot guy, crush...it happens everyday. So why aren't all those other boeken making tons of moolah?

The volgende key to Twilight's er..."success" was the fact that it had that little bit of Vampire. For this reason, it can be classified as a fantasy. So, super hot monster...teenage girls...makes money.

The volgende part is the way it's written. So Bella goes to Spoons, knowing she's going to hate it. Good things happen...people automatically like her...and she clings onto the things that "suck" (Oh NO, I had this same room when I was fourteen!). She mopes about everything (But I can't dance!), even when three guys ask her out...despite the fact that she's plain.

Obviously and predictably, Bella falls in love with the vampire. They run into each other everywhere (or rather, he follows her everywhere) and soon they realize that they're totally made for each other. This brainwashes most of the people who read it to think that they have to be like Bella and have a super-hot boyfriend.

Next, Bella watches the Cullens play Vampire Baseball. This sport is supervised door the Department of Magical Games and Sports, and deemed unreasonable and potentially dangerous in case of a muggle seeing them. Vampires come...Vampires want to eat her...Edward saves her.

...so everyone now has to have their boyfriend de-vampire them? This "Bella" will be sent into the Department of Magical Affairs and later sent to Azkaban to await trial.

Sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
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Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Vampires hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach u that your hart-, hart pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since vampires hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, of blush, of anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is zei several times in the book.

Now, call...
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I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule of point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight fans and some new Harry Potter fans here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my vorige article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to oxford English Dictionary...
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I think dogs are way better than cats because they actually love u meer than cats do. The only reason why cats love u is that u feed them and that is it. Dogs are such emotional animals that if u are having a bad dag they will come over and snuggle up in your lap and with cats u have to get up and walk over to them! Also u might say but some dogs are aggressive and bark all the time that’s only because they have been treated badly, a science study actually proved that no dog is born bad it is the owner the only reason if a dog is born bad is if it has a mental health issue but...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides door calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets u a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE jaar OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The boeken aren’t well written, just because u make up...
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twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if u want to know meer go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my artikel with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't u see
I'm calling
A guy like u should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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