So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.
In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into that one little trait. So what about her thoughts? Yeah, okay, I see what u mean...hot guy, crush...it happens everyday. So why aren't all those other boeken making tons of moolah?
The volgende key to Twilight's er..."success" was the fact that it had that little bit of Vampire. For this reason, it can be classified as a fantasy. So, super hot monster...teenage girls...makes money.
The volgende part is the way it's written. So Bella goes to Spoons, knowing she's going to hate it. Good things happen...people automatically like her...and she clings onto the things that "suck" (Oh NO, I had this same room when I was fourteen!). She mopes about everything (But I can't dance!), even when three guys ask her out...despite the fact that she's plain.
Obviously and predictably, Bella falls in love with the vampire. They run into each other everywhere (or rather, he follows her everywhere) and soon they realize that they're totally made for each other. This brainwashes most of the people who read it to think that they have to be like Bella and have a super-hot boyfriend.
Next, Bella watches the Cullens play Vampire Baseball. This sport is supervised door the Department of Magical Games and Sports, and deemed unreasonable and potentially dangerous in case of a muggle seeing them. Vampires come...Vampires want to eat her...Edward saves her.
...so everyone now has to have their boyfriend de-vampire them? This "Bella" will be sent into the Department of Magical Affairs and later sent to Azkaban to await trial.
Sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into that one little trait. So what about her thoughts? Yeah, okay, I see what u mean...hot guy, crush...it happens everyday. So why aren't all those other boeken making tons of moolah?
The volgende key to Twilight's er..."success" was the fact that it had that little bit of Vampire. For this reason, it can be classified as a fantasy. So, super hot monster...teenage girls...makes money.
The volgende part is the way it's written. So Bella goes to Spoons, knowing she's going to hate it. Good things happen...people automatically like her...and she clings onto the things that "suck" (Oh NO, I had this same room when I was fourteen!). She mopes about everything (But I can't dance!), even when three guys ask her out...despite the fact that she's plain.
Obviously and predictably, Bella falls in love with the vampire. They run into each other everywhere (or rather, he follows her everywhere) and soon they realize that they're totally made for each other. This brainwashes most of the people who read it to think that they have to be like Bella and have a super-hot boyfriend.
Next, Bella watches the Cullens play Vampire Baseball. This sport is supervised door the Department of Magical Games and Sports, and deemed unreasonable and potentially dangerous in case of a muggle seeing them. Vampires come...Vampires want to eat her...Edward saves her.
...so everyone now has to have their boyfriend de-vampire them? This "Bella" will be sent into the Department of Magical Affairs and later sent to Azkaban to await trial.
Sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could u say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could u say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
