My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: u know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your koekjes, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy meer shit u don't need, and get poor u dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that u know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your koekjes, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the koekjes, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* of not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*

They went into the manager's office.

Manager: I heard rumors that u have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay u two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are u two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped u before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him kom bij us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of u during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: u stal money from our cash registers. u are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up volgende on the last part, it's the bloopers.

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Bon Bon Drawing

added by karinabrony

Source: Me

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Hungarian pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Hungarian pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Blazin' Blue on Hearts and Hooves dag

posted by Dragon-88

Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...

I'm doing this favor of Valentine's Day, because I never made a story about whether of not my OC finds love. Let's get this story started!

Morning has just arrived, and the main six hustled to stand around Blazin's bed as he was sleeping. After hearing he has NEVER heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, they decide to surprise him-in a somewhat unexpected way.

Pinkie: He's gonna jump out of his vacht, bont when we holler at the same time!

Fluttershy: Please don't yell too loud-he might hurt himself.

Rainbow: He's never heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, and u say we should go easy on him? Not today....Ready?

Pinkie:...

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Golden Harvest

added by karinabrony

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The Sun Goddess

added by karinabrony

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Con Mane: Dead Another dag Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a strand was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued volgende to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, tumblr, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: u too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...

Luna Dances To Sympathy For The Devil

added by Seanthehedgehog

Luna must really like this song

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Ponies On The Rails episode 24 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the work dag was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: u got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this datum to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand u french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing volgende to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss,...

I feel so cozy!

added by KendiKens

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Blazin' Blue Joins The PNN (Ponyville News Network)

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.

It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be meer used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a pony would make...

Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd u stop?

Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*

Luna: That looks cool. Did u draw that? This pony looks cute. Does she exist?

Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!

Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!

Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like...

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Strike Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established...

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my little pony meets warriors book 1: the warp

posted by awsomebrony

Chapter 1- The moon was full and was high above the sky. There was a rustling in the bushes behind Peppy. Peppy was a cat with black vacht, bont and a white belly. His eyes are a bright green. Three cats appeared from the bushes. One was all white with blue eyes, and her name was Snow . The seconde was gray with black stripes on the back, his name was Midnight. The last one is a cat with blue vacht, bont and blue eyes. Her name was Rain. All three approached Peppy in silence. The silence was broken door another cat. His name was Leopard.

Leopard had oranje vacht, bont with black spots and he had brown eyes. Leopard was...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Mr. Black went to see P

Con: This is the pony that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look u guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all u have to say, we're going to take u to Canterlot with us.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con,...