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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: u know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your koekjes, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy meer shit u don't need, and get poor u dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that u know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your koekjes, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the koekjes, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* of not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*

They went into the manager's office.

Manager: I heard rumors that u have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay u two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are u two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped u before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him kom bij us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of u during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: u stal money from our cash registers. u are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up volgende on the last part, it's the bloopers.
So. I felt I should make one, final thing before I finally leave this site for good. I just wanted to say that this fan-spot changed my life all those jaar geleden (2012 MLP:FiM fan-spot was best fan-spot). We went through ups, we went through downs. We fought off trolls, we made great friends. Any of those who remember key events in the formation of this spot, everything from FotM to Fawny to JimmyRustle to the first (and only) Fanatic, u may get what I mean. I made some of my best vrienden on this site, and while we may not all keep in touch as well now as we did then, the friendships I made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking u back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for u to do.
Gordon: I don't give...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 11: Meltdown


I ran off into the dark, cold night to clear my head and to decide what should I do with Ricochet. The changeling stallion clearly expressed his love to me, but his act sent me into a deep pit of perplexity and despair. Up to that point, I never did consider him as a possible suitor and I needed some time alone to think it over...

Yes, I see u have vragen again. Well, u better ask them, before I verplaats on, because this volgende part will not be pretty. All right, first of all, the hive mind... that did not exist yet; this...
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Fiery waves – The ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 4: Regnum Elementum



As I look back to the path where I came from, I must realize, this was the longest time I've spent in one place. This was our time. The Reign of the Elements.

According to tradition, my oldest brother, Landslide should have been crowned King. But he wasn't fit to rule. And he knew that. Despite his name, he was a gentle, spiritual soul, who lived a humble life. He did not care about material wealth of power. He spent most of his time in the open fields, living like a hermit. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't a pony who you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After killing the ponies in the KKK, Octavia was finished with all her jobs.

Octavia: What does this mean?
Dexter: u have done a good job helping me out, and u have completed everything.
Octavia: What now?
Dexter: Now we help u get a job. And if anyone tries to take u as their slave, take this *gives phone number to Octavia* It's my phone number. u just call me, and I'll be right there.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: u know, there is one thing we could do together.
Octavia: What's that?
Dexter: Have a concert together?
Octavia: Ok.

The two ponies got a few vrienden to kom bij their band for...
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posted by _Laugh_
So, as most of u all know, I dressed up as Pinkie Pie for a project at school. My class, dressed as their favoriete character from a children TV show/book, had to hang out with the little kids for a WHOLE day. We had to act EXACTLY like our character, and believe me, being Pinkie Pie for 7 hours ain't easy.

I would sing 2 songs every hour. I ate so many cupcakes for lunch. I couldn't even talk to my friends, it's part of the project, if you're out of character, u loose points. I had to talk in a squeaky voice. I had to deal with kids crying. But anyways, I wanted to share some of my favorite...
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 Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became populair so quickly...
Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became popular so quickly...
So the story continues with Blazin' and Scorch getting meer time together as they learn about all the residents in Ponyville as well as the locations. Pinkie Pie sees them, and thinks he is replacing her as one of his vrienden with Scorch......

Sapphire: Only one place I haven't found yet. Where the hooi-, hooi is Carousel Boutique? I can't seem to find it on this map! I guess that's why my mom never trusted maps....

Blazin': Have u tried looking for a koop that looks like a carousel?

Sapphire: Where? Oh.....Silly me. It's right there. I have trouble recognizing things sometimes.

Blazin': I heard that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenboog Dash was going as fast as she could to catch up with the others

Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Man, your moves are impressive. But they aren't good enough *swings sword toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *grabs part of wall*
Rainbow Dash: *about to attack*
Twilight: *blocks attack* Prepare to die *throws part of uithangbord toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *dodges wall* Ha!! *swings sword toward Twilight*
Twilight: *dodges, and hits regenboog Dash*

Later, at the seconde floor radio room

Radio operator: *listening to music*
Sean: *walks up*
Cadence: *sees operator*
Sean: We'll go door that room....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station door our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the top, boven of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time


A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: hallo loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For u to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* u don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her boeken from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: u two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, u did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "Well of coarse they do"
"Well of coarse they do"
Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered commentaren back and forth about opinions, wondering how our fans are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do u think the fans miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and zei ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded door saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular pony except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.
 "Well being a changeling is no different
"Well being a changeling is no different
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the dag off. So we got u another...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust


That’s it! u have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....
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hallo ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose zei has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, u can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I zei back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for u to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want u to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are u doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of u to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry dogs almost.

"Haha, good seeing u two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" regenboog ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, u ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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