Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: u know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your koekjes, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy meer shit u don't need, and get poor u dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that u know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your koekjes, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the koekjes, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* of not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that u have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay u two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are u two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped u before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him kom bij us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of u during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: u stal money from our cash registers. u are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up volgende on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: u know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your koekjes, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy meer shit u don't need, and get poor u dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that u know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your koekjes, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the koekjes, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* of not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that u have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay u two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are u two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped u before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him kom bij us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of u during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: u stal money from our cash registers. u are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up volgende on the last part, it's the bloopers.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, u could wis the episode from the globaal, algemene canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing meer than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, u could wis the episode from the globaal, algemene canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing meer than a waste of time and space.
THE volgende DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so u can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse u can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and u two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so u can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse u can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and u two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
