[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. u are warned.]]]


Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... u think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky of in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... u think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do u ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: meer like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: u want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do u think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would u ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, u didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, u shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a brand 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a meer comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably populair with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... u think 'is vrienden are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.


....FIN.....