[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. u are warned.]]]
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... u think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky of in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... u think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do u ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: meer like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: u want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do u think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would u ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, u didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, u shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a brand 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a meer comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably populair with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... u think 'is vrienden are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.
....FIN.....
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... u think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky of in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... u think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do u ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: meer like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: u want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do u think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would u ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, u didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, u shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a brand 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a meer comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably populair with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... u think 'is vrienden are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.
....FIN.....
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
So I am writing what I see people generally do when u stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of u do this. This also applies to siblings.
1. Play your muziek even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them door reading manga, texting, of stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
1. Play your muziek even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them door reading manga, texting, of stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
