[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. u are warned.]]]
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... u think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky of in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... u think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do u ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: meer like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: u want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do u think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would u ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, u didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, u shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a brand 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a meer comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably populair with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... u think 'is vrienden are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.
....FIN.....
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... u think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky of in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... u think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do u ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: meer like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: u want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do u think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would u ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, u didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, u shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a brand 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a meer comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably populair with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... u think 'is vrienden are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.
....FIN.....
Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
u CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY u HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
teef WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
u CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY u HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
teef WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first dag after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do u want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do u love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do u think that one dag u may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can u kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do u think that u may stempel, punch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the top, boven in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first dag after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do u want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do u love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do u think that one dag u may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can u kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do u think that u may stempel, punch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the top, boven in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best vrienden and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the volgende morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the volgende morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
