I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at u trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but u my friend!! yes you!! u CAN KISS MY ASS*******
If u didn't have feet u wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do u wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for u %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but u need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like u are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside door itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told u I thought u were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not u again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but u abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called u first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick u should wear a condom on your head so u can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. u just helped me realize it.
Until u called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If u ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would u say when u got there?
Wow, u looked a lot hotter from a distance!
annuleer my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer u the first 25 times, what makes u think the volgende 25 will work?
how do u keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like u fell out of the ugly boom and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to u seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop u when u were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made u but we all make mistakes.
Remember JESUS loves u but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't u go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less vragen and a little meer shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lijst doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When u were born u were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom zei never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! u must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like u but if u really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
u know the drill! u leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They zei they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are u bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to u and your stupid nonsense.
u dont know me, u just wish u did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't u go play in traffic?!
u have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont u take a dag off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at u trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but u my friend!! yes you!! u CAN KISS MY ASS*******
If u didn't have feet u wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do u wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for u %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but u need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like u are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside door itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told u I thought u were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not u again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but u abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called u first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick u should wear a condom on your head so u can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. u just helped me realize it.
Until u called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If u ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would u say when u got there?
Wow, u looked a lot hotter from a distance!
annuleer my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer u the first 25 times, what makes u think the volgende 25 will work?
how do u keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like u fell out of the ugly boom and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to u seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop u when u were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made u but we all make mistakes.
Remember JESUS loves u but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't u go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less vragen and a little meer shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lijst doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When u were born u were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom zei never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! u must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like u but if u really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
u know the drill! u leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They zei they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are u bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to u and your stupid nonsense.
u dont know me, u just wish u did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't u go play in traffic?!
u have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont u take a dag off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but u pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of u is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but u pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of u is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
As soon as I drop the titel of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether of not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms of flames. But Micheal baai, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baai, bay would make it meer understandable for an international audience.
What do u think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms of flames. But Micheal baai, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baai, bay would make it meer understandable for an international audience.
What do u think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one meer time before I go
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
Just one meer time before I go
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
Just one meer time before I go
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandaal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandaal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming of evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not beer to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not beer to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
