Random Club
kom bij
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did u hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from u cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for meer

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more

General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more

Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is meer annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can verplaats in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring u food.
>>> click here for more

Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a cirkel around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo patroon, cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more

Ways to Annoy People on the strand
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more

Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between u and the people in front of u while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what u did last summer."
>>> click here for more

Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a douche for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more

Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks u to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
emai your boss the message: I know what u did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more

Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if u they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time of u will sue.
>>> click here for more

How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more

Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" of "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more

Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, u must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought u had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more

Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more

Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would u hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would u look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can u believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for meer

Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your boom with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the top, boven of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for meer

How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two of three party check.
If u send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then datum stamped.
>>> click here for meer

How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give u a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
toon up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for meer

Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for meer

Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if u are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if u would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for meer

Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station tonen “Saved door the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for meer

Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for meer

How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word u say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring tafel, tabel for food from their plates.
Ask your datum how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for meer

Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Whenever anyone leaves their zitplaats, stoel at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
>>> click here for meer

Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for meer

Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more

How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight uur lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are u a really bad singer, of a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, u shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for meer

How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
kom bij Hell's Angels door mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for meer

Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them u don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for meer

How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down of speed up.
Every time u see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for meer

How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking door keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If u are on vacation and u see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for meer

Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired u want bureau plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for meer

Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for meer

Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave koekjes, cookies and melk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did u here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do u do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straat when the sign zei "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when u ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know u could play Twister all door yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know u could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: u spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he of she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that u can see that u di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
continue reading...
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the volgende stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the volgende stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
continue reading...
This is door far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
continue reading...
posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the commentaren section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
continue reading...
 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in zoek of you
Looking for the hart-, hart now
Have u heard the news
maybe u stal it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in zoek of you
Looking for he hart-, hart now
Have u heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find u soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of u know it as the only song i know door hart-, hart from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spin i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hallo everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hallo everypony. Great to see u again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never zei we weren't going to do...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are u called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then u would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fan fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested door Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in zoek of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
continue reading...
No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a dag off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
dag 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: hallo Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, u know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minuten later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & regenboog Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if u don't have enough water, of shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if u bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
continue reading...
Dragon Ball Z, a toon from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a toon that had stylish animatie and art to it, insane battles, and a toon where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published door Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed door Tose Software, who has made...
continue reading...
Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed door the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a jaar after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss of even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
continue reading...
posted by Windwakerguy430
u know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
continue reading...
1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee of if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on Youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...
continue reading...
added by Blaze1213IsBack
video
white
chicks
avondeten, diner
scene
added by Blaze1213IsBack
video