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How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did u hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from u cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
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General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
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Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is meer annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can verplaats in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring u food.
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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a cirkel around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo patroon, cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
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Ways to Annoy People on the strand
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between u and the people in front of u while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what u did last summer."
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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a douche for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
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Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks u to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
emai your boss the message: I know what u did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if u they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time of u will sue.
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How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
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Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" of "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
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Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, u must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought u had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
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Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
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Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would u hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would u look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can u believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
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Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your boom with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the top, boven of the chimney with barbed wire.
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How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two of three party check.
If u send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then datum stamped.
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How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give u a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
toon up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
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Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
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Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if u are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if u would like fries with your order.
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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station tonen “Saved door the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
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Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word u say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring tafel, tabel for food from their plates.
Ask your datum how much money they have with them.
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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Whenever anyone leaves their zitplaats, stoel at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
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Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
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Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
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How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight uur lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are u a really bad singer, of a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, u shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
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How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
kom bij Hell's Angels door mail.
Redecorate your garage.
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Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them u don't have an accent, they do.
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How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down of speed up.
Every time u see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
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How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking door keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If u are on vacation and u see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
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Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired u want bureau plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
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Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave koekjes, cookies and melk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
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On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school jaar and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an anime character, along with the anime itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the gebruikersnaam ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if u see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
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"I don't know why we let u tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if u just toon a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if u don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her boeken inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep u out of something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged vooruit, voorwaarts in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a geweer-, geweer in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he zei with a twinkle in his eye

"merry christmas to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the hart-, hart and you're to blame
Darlin' u give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what u sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison u can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the hart-, hart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and u play your game
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, u give love a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, u act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel u in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear u everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he zei that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were acting like animals just because of me and I zei that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 jaar old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no meer fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank u for those who took their time reading my story. Goodbye and I hope that u could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If u like Tekken and Naruto, u may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If u look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. u tell me: do u think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan cats are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even meer fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with u here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the dag the clan cats had to make their decision. Excitement...
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