How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did u hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from u cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is meer annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can verplaats in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring u food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a cirkel around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo patroon, cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the strand
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between u and the people in front of u while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what u did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a douche for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks u to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
emai your boss the message: I know what u did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if u they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time of u will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" of "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, u must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought u had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would u hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would u look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can u believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your boom with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the top, boven of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two of three party check.
If u send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then datum stamped.
>>> click here for meer
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give u a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
toon up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if u are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if u would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for meer
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station tonen “Saved door the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for meer
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word u say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring tafel, tabel for food from their plates.
Ask your datum how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for meer
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Whenever anyone leaves their zitplaats, stoel at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
>>> click here for meer
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight uur lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are u a really bad singer, of a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, u shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
kom bij Hell's Angels door mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them u don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down of speed up.
Every time u see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking door keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If u are on vacation and u see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired u want bureau plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave koekjes, cookies and melk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Ask, “did u hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from u cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is meer annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can verplaats in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring u food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a cirkel around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo patroon, cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the strand
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between u and the people in front of u while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what u did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a douche for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks u to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
emai your boss the message: I know what u did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if u they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time of u will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" of "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, u must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought u had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would u hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would u look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can u believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your boom with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the top, boven of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two of three party check.
If u send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then datum stamped.
>>> click here for meer
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give u a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
toon up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if u are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if u would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for meer
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station tonen “Saved door the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for meer
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word u say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring tafel, tabel for food from their plates.
Ask your datum how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for meer
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Whenever anyone leaves their zitplaats, stoel at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
>>> click here for meer
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight uur lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are u a really bad singer, of a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, u shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
kom bij Hell's Angels door mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for meer
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them u don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down of speed up.
Every time u see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for meer
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking door keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If u are on vacation and u see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired u want bureau plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for meer
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave koekjes, cookies and melk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest u all kom bij in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest u all kom bij in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If u die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What u call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what u call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope u like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first vraag what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of boeken do u read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d u go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do u like to hum of sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first vraag what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of boeken do u read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d u go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do u like to hum of sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with meer wise words.
a wise man once zei (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) zei a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my vrienden the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope u do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I zei befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see u in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once zei (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) zei a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my vrienden the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope u do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I zei befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see u in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if u love anime and Twilight,
then u are going to love this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
meer and meer the rumor of an anime Twilight toon is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in door (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests u could try
1: Ask really stupid vragen like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so u can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them u know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask u for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as u can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid vragen like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so u can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them u know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask u for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as u can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
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