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1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a mol have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A eend walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The eend doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have u seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are u a tree?
No.
10. What do u call a man with no arms of legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a mol have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A eend walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The eend doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have u seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are u a tree?
No.
10. What do u call a man with no arms of legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
_____________________________________________
And that's all for now.
Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a tafel, tabel in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Christmas was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If u haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time u begin now.
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A scare kraai spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.
Reapers: *Singing*...
Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
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