How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.
Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..
If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.
Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..
If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
Because why not, right?
1. My favoriete foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. of tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favoriete colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My favoriete foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. of tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favoriete colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, tonen Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
