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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.


Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"


Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.


Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"


What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!


How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"


Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.


How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.


How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!


How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.


Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.


Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons


Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?


What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"


Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.


How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.


My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!


Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.


Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?


The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.


Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.


Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.


Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"


Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.


Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.


If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"


Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"


Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.


Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!


Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................


Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"


Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.


Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"


How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.


Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.


Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.


How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.


How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"


Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"


What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.


What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.


Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.


What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.


Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.


America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.


JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..


Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..


If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!


If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..


9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!


Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!


If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..


This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as u are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let u see us cry, unless we want u to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if u are interested. But we will later deny it of make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot of sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for u (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if u don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated door you.
I was so enchanted door your beauty that I ran into that uithangbord over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime u passed by, just so I could stare at u a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do u have a crush on?

If u had to datum anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity u would want to make out with

Name five people u hate and why u hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have u ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If u did, what did u do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have u ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have u had your first kiss, if u have, were was it and who was it with?

Have u ever seen a parent naked?

Have u ever seen animals reproducing?

Have u stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with u guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person volgende to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your vragen to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, of to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get u in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly door giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the volgende family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - u may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin pet, glb and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping kar, winkelwagen and switch the items with stuff from the person volgende to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of u on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and u know it bomb Iraq
If u cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If u never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If u think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one u love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say u love me unless u really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like u could kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand door your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to u on everything I am,
And I dedicate to u all that I have,
And I promise u that I will stand right door your side,
Forever and always, until the dag I die.

I’m not crying over what u said;
It’s what u didn’t say that...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks door a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved door the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid of late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get videos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an artikel here on fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this lijst is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much love as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first kwis I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told u I could make u say 256.





OK,if u zei to yourself,"No.You zei u can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if u didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by Tamar20
Have u ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this artikel is right for you! Hahaha. u know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that u have to go to the bathroom, and that u think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are u doing okay in there?". To make it even meer annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When u arrive at the volgende stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If u are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach u all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now u know how to do it!
Now, if u want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and toon your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if u win, u get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If u are a winner check everything on your profile.
posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the douche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minuten later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so u don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Blizzard
So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of u may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a meer populair game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created door Yoko Taro, who created it to make a meer grim RPG with no morally just...
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