How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.
Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..
If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.
Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..
If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls toon that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, regenboog teef and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls toon that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, regenboog teef and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Frozen fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on top, boven of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE kasteel for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up random snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets meer sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts acting like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to bed they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets meer sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts acting like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to bed they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but u pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of u is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but u pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of u is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Justin
Selena
As soon as I drop the titel of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether of not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms of flames. But Micheal baai, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baai, bay would make it meer understandable for an international audience.
What do u think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms of flames. But Micheal baai, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baai, bay would make it meer understandable for an international audience.
What do u think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one meer time before I go
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
Just one meer time before I go
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save u now
The king is down
It's do of die!
Nobody can save u now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save u now
IT'S DO of DIE
Just one meer time before I go
I'll let u know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
