Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*
Ok im new a writing articals so i hope u like this artical I made.
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It was a crisp fall dag in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer u that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever u wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a hoofdkussen, kussen case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are u taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear u scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give u all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.
TO BE CONTINUDE................................
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It was a crisp fall dag in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer u that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever u wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a hoofdkussen, kussen case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are u taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear u scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give u all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.
TO BE CONTINUDE................................
*confessanails*
scout:*sighs* hard decision... NOT goodbye aj
mike:i vote off owen for bdeing a fat a** even when small
ilana:mrph...i want camielle off...she is planning to kick me off for kicking off courtney she is lovesick over her i mean i don`t want to get elemanated but i want camielle out i,m not ready to go home pagina yet
*end of confessanails*
*votting gym*
chris:the 1st vote is for owen
owen:huh okay
chris:1 vote aj
aj:what
scout:i zei not
chris:but u zei aj
scout & aj:grrrr
chris:2 stemmen owen
owen:yea verplaats on
chris:1 vote gwen
gwen:what how
chris:1 vote izzy
izzy:i know who did this grrr
chris:2 stemmen gwen
gwen:what the heck
mike:yea
chris:3 stemmen owen
owen:well it look like i,m out
izzy:a kiss before u go
owen:ok
chris:no time *thoughs owen out* what will happen volgende time on total drama reloaded
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plz put all confessanails in commnets
scout:*sighs* hard decision... NOT goodbye aj
mike:i vote off owen for bdeing a fat a** even when small
ilana:mrph...i want camielle off...she is planning to kick me off for kicking off courtney she is lovesick over her i mean i don`t want to get elemanated but i want camielle out i,m not ready to go home pagina yet
*end of confessanails*
*votting gym*
chris:the 1st vote is for owen
owen:huh okay
chris:1 vote aj
aj:what
scout:i zei not
chris:but u zei aj
scout & aj:grrrr
chris:2 stemmen owen
owen:yea verplaats on
chris:1 vote gwen
gwen:what how
chris:1 vote izzy
izzy:i know who did this grrr
chris:2 stemmen gwen
gwen:what the heck
mike:yea
chris:3 stemmen owen
owen:well it look like i,m out
izzy:a kiss before u go
owen:ok
chris:no time *thoughs owen out* what will happen volgende time on total drama reloaded
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plz put all confessanails in commnets
Team Blizzard
I made this whatcha think?
Bridgette:I was puddy in his hands and it was a mess!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!
Chris: Alright the stemmen have been counted. And the loser is. LARA! Sorry, but uh, I kinda saw it coming so uh. BYE, BYE!
Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.
Lara, goes in a car with candy and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.
Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!
Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.
Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put u two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard u will be on the Loving Cheaters team.
Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*
Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the volgende episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!
Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.
Lara, goes in a car with candy and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.
Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!
Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.
Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put u two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard u will be on the Loving Cheaters team.
Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*
Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the volgende episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!
