Total Drama Island Article: The Izzy and Duncan Web toon

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posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*

Broccoligirl, Lydiara and 3 others like this

TDIfangirl NICE!!!! Poor Duncan...

ahern34 LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taytrain97 Hee hee xD

bubble_babe LMFAO HAHAHYAHAHA

Duncan-superfan LOL!!!

kk99aa lol... poor Duncan!

Lydiara LOL MAJOR MAN!!!!Props for that!SO CRAPPING FUNNY!

dannyroqzz LOL

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Living A Lie, A Poem door Bridgette Hawthor-Rivers

posted by TDI_Angel

A/N: Another poem I wrote. It's also in the Total Drama Island Fanfiction spot. Don't read if u like BxG. WARNING: implied femslash (yuri, femmeslash, girlxgirl), depression, and stuff that BridgettexGeoff fans won't like.
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Kissing Geoff, I pretend to like it,
But being with him just doesn't fit,
Ignoring true desires, inside I die,
I'm living a lie.

Act like I like Geoff, say it's him I,
Can't live without, say that I,
Want to be with him forever, but I-
I'm living a lie.

The truth I can't unfurl,
Is that I love another girl,
The truth that I'm,
Living in one huge, sad lie.

I should tell Geoff the reality,
About my real sexuality,
But I can't reveal this lie,
For it makes me want to die.

I'll ignore my true feelings,
And the hart-, hart in need of healing,
And live with that 'til the dag I die,
I'll be a living a lie.

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My Wrists At Night, A Poem door Bridgette Hawthorn-Rivers

posted by TDI_Angel

auteur Note: I put this up in the Total Drama Island Fanfiction spot too. WARNING: implied femslash (as in femmeslash, yuri, of girlxgirl), suicidal themes, depression, and some anti-BxG. Don't give me bad comments, because I warned you.
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Act
Like I like him
Pretend
That I care
Need
An excuse to dump him
Need
To be free
Slit
My wrists at night
Never
Really liked him
Always
Loved another
I
Kiss him all day
Pretending
It's someone else
Slit
My wrists at night
Think
Of the one
I
Am truley in love with
The one
I want to be with
Isn't
Geoff
But
I'm with him anyway
Slit
My wrists at night
Try
To get him away...

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Dawn: The Newest Camper: SS Marygold's Journey Begins (first person)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

I was sitting at the docks, listening to Say Goodnight door Bullet For My Valentine on my ipod:

"So here I am
You're inside of me
So here I am
Our worlds may suffHONK."

Honk isn't in that song! The damn ship was here, after 15 peacefull minuten of sitting near the docks. I grabbed my bags, and went to the ship.
The ship was a big white cruiseship with big windows, porches, and big golden letters that zei Marygold. I walked in, and a thin bald man took my ticket and gave me room keys. I went into the elevator, and pressed the 6 button. I could se the big lobby with gold-colored walls, red carpets,...

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doncan + madeliefje, madeliefje, daisy = true love

posted by izzzyroxmysocks

daisy

u ALL should no about tdifangirls doncan and daisy.well once again a prediction. btw if u dont like my predictions just tell me and ill stop writing.
doncan and madeliefje, daisy were on there 12 maand anaversery , thats where doncan proposed to her.she accepted and had a huge wedding in france. everyoneone was there , even courtney.[doncan was still a little nervos around her] anyway,daisy became a super modle in toronto while douncan plays on one of the best basket ball teams ever![#7 to be exact]they are know millionairs with no children.[but,she is pregnet and planing on a girl named marrianne]there u have it if u want me i'll be making my volgende artical. dueces!

doncan

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why total drama island rox

posted by tyler_gf123

tdi characters

omg this toon rox my world and here's why! canadian people are awesomely cool and their accent is so awesome. ha. DUNCAN SHOULD TOTALLY WIN $1000000! ok so this toon is about 22 teens who got their butts dumped on an island and have to face challenges that chris and chef bijl throw at them. frickin a i like the basic straining episode. ya so i ran out of ideas to put in this here article. oh ya btw owen the fat blondy who i swear has A.D.D won tdi but duncan is winning tda. tda is the seconde season of total drama island and 14 of the original campers return to a whole new place to face whole new challenges based on what u see in the movies. DUNCAN IS WINNING SEASON TWO I DONT CARE WHO u ARE!!!

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Heather kills herself part1

posted by 789703011

heather walked down the hall she hated school her hair growen back but nothing chaned people still hated her but no1 new the truth about her she was all alone again she looked up and saw noah. he loked at her and smiled. she frozed then she ran away.she wen't 2 the bath room and started 2 cry she wanted 2 kill her self.she wanted 2 act that wat at tdi and she hated herself 4 it she wanted 2 win and it cosed her everything.she heard some1 come in she tryed 2 hide but it was 2 late.when she saw who it was she felt ok it was izzy.
"ohh hallo heather." zei izzy
"hello" she tryed 2 sound clam but coudn't...

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total drama island's justin(episode 1 the girls)

posted by codythemaster

introduction:one justin eleven girls wanting to be his girlfriend but witch girl is right for him

justin:ok ladies beth,gwen,bridgette,izzy,katie and sadie,courteney,leshawna,lindsey,eva,and heather one of u will get to be my girlfriend the first challange is a present challange

beth:I got justin a pair of braces

izzy:I got justin some of his pictures

lindsey:I got justin some soap

courteney:I got justin a hug

bridgette:I got justin a model t-shirt

gwen:I got justin a pair of slippers

sadie and katie:(got the same gifts for justin)we got justin a overhemd, shirt

leshawna:I got justin some water

heather:I got justin bubble-gum

eva:I got justin a barbell

justin:OK time for the vote off's who are veilig is,katie and sadie,gwen,bridgette,courteney,lindsey,izzy,heather,eva,ok then it's beth against leshawna the last one who is veilig is.....................................

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