Total Drama Island Article: The Izzy and Duncan Web toon

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posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*

Broccoligirl, Lydiara and 3 others like this

TDIfangirl NICE!!!! Poor Duncan...

ahern34 LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taytrain97 Hee hee xD

bubble_babe LMFAO HAHAHYAHAHA

Duncan-superfan LOL!!!

kk99aa lol... poor Duncan!

Lydiara LOL MAJOR MAN!!!!Props for that!SO CRAPPING FUNNY!

dannyroqzz LOL

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Struggle Then Beileve: Alejandro and Sierra's Tragic Past: Chapter 7

posted by TDIfangirl

The hallway blurred slightly as Alejandro struggled to run, having been seperated from Sierra and Izzy a while before. Voices rang in his head as he sprinted.
You can't run away, Alejandro.
You can't run from the past.
It's a part of you. u can't run away.
Seeing his vision's blurring increase, the arch villain stopped.
You can't forget, not now; it's your fault for spilling the beans.
All of a sudden, the scenery began to whirl around Alejandro as he fell to the ground with a groan. Everything seemed hopeless now, and it was all his fault.

"Some people in this world; I don't know who they think...

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IzzyxEva: A Poem

posted by TDI_Angel

I've been having writer's block when it comes to poetry, so when this popped into my mind, I HAD to post it! Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. :/
WARNING: Femslash, as in Yuri of GirlxGirl. u don't like, don't read.
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The bully and the crazy girl,
Two lost hearts sent in a whirl
Two outcasts, together they fit,
Who ever would have guessed it?

Soft green eyes of smiles and laughter
Those are the eyes Eva's after
Waterfall of auburn hair,
Need to find her, where is she, where?

Childishness and crazy thoughts,
Feelings of love Eva fought
Heart quickens when she...

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Total Drama Replay: (2) "Downfall"

posted by Mp4girl

I decided to throw in a couple of new people..

"Ranma? How long until we get there?" Yuri pestered her brother as he drove to Niagara Falls.
Ranma looked back. "How would I know?!" Ranma groaned, then winked at Sofie. "If she asks, though, I might consider telling her."
Sofie looked down and blushed. "How long until we get there?" she asked nervously.
From the steering wheel came Ranma's laugh. "Like, ten minutes?"

Yuri scowled. "You told her? RANMA. I was the one who zei u could come with us."
Penny and Christy nodded in unison. "Yeaahhhh, she did," they chorused.
Sofie said, "That was a good...

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The Ranma Pokemon - RanmaxSofie

posted by Mp4girl

-Sofie-

When I’m playing my Nintendo DS, I do not like to be interrupted.

Just get that one fact straight. “Yes... yes!” I squealed. “Omigod. Almost to the fight area...” I murmured to myself. I sat slouched on my green beanbag chair, and I stared intently into my DS screen.
“Sofie!” A voice called from downstairs. I felt a flicker of irritation towards my mother for interrupting.
“What now, Mom?” I called back.
There was no answer, just some strained footsteps that I didn’t care much about. I shrugged and focused on my DS game. I knew my DS time was limited, so I wanted to...

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Total drama Abnormale! Eposode 1!

posted by 123Jordan

Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things u might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what u will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did u bring...

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Loivng the One Who's Dating the Person u Hate

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the school hallways with Bridgette at my side. I was fuming. I just found out that the guy I'm crushing on has one teef of a girlfriend. My worst nightmare: Gwen. "Uh,oh. Gwen alert." I looked to see Gwen leaning on Duncan's locker, kissing him. I gripped my boeken tightly and walked away with Bridgette. Bridgette and I were probably the most-feared girls in school. Bridgette didn't change. She just liked hanging around with me. She was like my sister. Anyways, I kept walking with Bridgette to gym, my final period.

As we ran in gym, I saw the most populair guy at school, Justin,...

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What's a CIT-in-training when it's melted to dust? Coal dust?

posted by Mp4girl

Do NOT read this if u love Courtney. Don't. If u do, u have NO RIGHT to complain in the comments, because u were warned.

**Yuri's POV, Total Drama Island

Pshhhhh. Do u think I actually care? Ha. Okay, so maybe Courtney had totally threatented my relationship with my Duncan, and maybe she never misses a chance to play a joke on me of get me in trouble, of stemmen for me in the heemst, marshmallow ceremony? Really. I didn't care.

I cared at first, but that was before. But one day, it changed everything. She... had... broke up with Duncan... on my behalf. I didn't know how it happened at first, how...

Prolouge

posted by potterandtdi

I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her hart-, hart rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a stoel, kruk volgende to her bed and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to toon her I was tough. "Duncan, u can't stop me. I need to go. u know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I love u Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I love you." Her hart-, hart rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.

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TOTAL DRAMA SOLITARY ep 1 the first loser

posted by dxarmy423

Val: welcome to total drama solitary

Val: where 10 guests will be pushed to there mental and physical breaking points

Val: this is solitary

*camera flashes into each persons cell and shows all of them in there pods*

Val: welcome to solitary

Everybody: thank you

Val: well lets get started

Val: remember u know there names but they dont

#1- Ashley: Owns a skateboard shop

#2- Kaitlan: Life guard

#3- Antonia: Actress

#4- Andrea: Works at walmart

#5- Rebekah: ipod fan

#6- Phil: Cashier

#7- CJ: Sweeney Todd Fanatic

#8- Callie: World record agent

#9- Jane: Clean freak

#10- Sumer: Scared of spiders

Val: so what do...

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Total Drama Jobs! Eposode 2 Part 1

posted by JORDW

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here u go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never zei anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do u hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't u ask Chris for the dag off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do u think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!

Everybody Hates Heather~ One-Shot For CourtneyGirl

posted by dXcFan14

Penny had been picked to fight heather in a challenge. She decided she would fight with her beer hands. The fighting began. Heather immediately tried to pull penny's hair. Penny's body was shaking with anticipation to seriously do some damage to the queen bee, maybe even kill her. Heather slapped her round the face. This set her off. She wasn't about to get her ezel kicked door this biatch! She pulled out her gun and shot heather. The bang silenced everyone as they looked at Penny-now a killer-in shock

Penny (CourtneyGirl)

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad u tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate u dad!
Owen's mom: Do u think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five minuten later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me door i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are u up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And door the exacly why are u at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask u if u wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and Vampires

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I zei and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can u leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...

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Total Drama Fanpop! Episode 1 Elimination

posted by TdiFan4Everz

Chris: “All Of u Have Casted Your Votes. veilig From Eliminated Today Is:

Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………

Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:

Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..

Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What u Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*

Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off volgende On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”

Updated Cast!

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Blackmail "Biffles"

posted by Lolly4me2

Click.
I turned from song to song on my iPod, searching for my row of Ranma 1/2 themes. When I found my mind-requested tune, I began to sing the Japanese to English translation.

"No way! No way! Even if it's all up to me.
No way! No way! Will I ever give up.
In this whole wide world.
Your the only "you".
Walking along the beach.
In the sunshine.
(Beneath) the extended,
Para, para, parasol!
It's like there's a cleansing wind in my heart.
Blowing those gloomy thoughts right out.
Whoa-ho! My fingers tremble.
Whoa-ho! My face grows warm.
It's the first step, no doubt; it's love--"

I hooked the earphone away and...

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"Total Drama Action" Finale {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 25: “Mutiny on the Soundstage” AKA “The Finale”

(Yurie’s POV)

I tossed and turned in my sleep as one thing drifted back and forth in my mind...
Duncan. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep for the one-millionth time, and I told myself in my head:
“Don’t think about him. It’s his fault. He voted u off,” my mean voice sneered.
“But, why?” My caring voice replied. “Yurie... u still love him. u know that. Though...”
“No,” my mean voice snapped. “If he acts like this, let him... he deserves it.”
That’s when I finally fell into a restless sleep, tears streaming...

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First kiss with...Duncan!?! pt.2

posted by Duncan-superfan

Lisa sneaks back to her house and quietly goes to her room..

Lisa:*leans on her uithangbord and sighs* That was so...*touches her lips* Amazing....*she changes into her pj's and goes to sleep with a smile on her face*

Next Morning Lisa wakes up and sees Duncan outside her window..

Lisa:D-Duncan?! *goes to the window and opens it* What are u do....
Duncan:*kisses her softly for a moment* Hi Lisa..
Lisa:*blushes and bites her lip* Hello...
Duncan:*climbs in* I was wondering if u wanted to go get breakfast with me?
Lisa:Sure!
Duncan:*Sees that Lisa is only wearing a large overhemd, shirt as PJ's* Umm comfertable Lisa?...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 6

posted by IDDfan

Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to Starbucks for his first dag working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini Starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little bureau and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...