What's Your Take - artikel 71 - wolk Mows the Lawn???

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as wolk Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if u know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my favoriete games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with wolk mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about wolk looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE artikel IF u HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but wolk walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that wolk just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers meer grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

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Windwakerguy430's top, boven 20 Dead Rising Psychopaths

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case u couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors u need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people u wouldn’t want to run into in real life and u definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...

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Windwakerguy430's top, boven Ten Overhated Video Game Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole lijst about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, of just globaal, algemene douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that u feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...

What's Your Take - artikel 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by Windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way of another I find disgusting, immature sex of rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... u see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...

Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, meer condensed reviews but u get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, of didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out door saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Playing Death (New Original Story Premise/Prologue)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Welcome to Love & Death Corporated, where our motto is “You Only Live Once”. What is Love & Death Co. u ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are u familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When u die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, u could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if u are a bad egg, u will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...

NikPiks: Ready Player One is Bad and Steven Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by Windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the recent years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad writing behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and kom bij the ranks of washed up directors like...

Corner of Horror - Episode 119 - Cultober dag 14: Jacob's Ladder

posted by Windwakerguy430

u know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the films for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent heuvel franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder

The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...

...maximumer..

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Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: dag 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve meer Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...

Hidden Gems: Primal

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve meer attention of if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but u gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. u just gotta take what information...

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Windwakerguy430's top, boven Ten OTHER Hated Video Game Clichés

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter inpakken, wrap Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...

Windwakerguy430's top, boven 5 Unrealistic Things In Grand Theft Auto

posted by Windwakerguy430

GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… of is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes of Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes of helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point of another, and Trevor from GTA V was...

Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with regenboog Dash, and we were going to verplaats into a very nice house door a koekje, cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the romp, kofferbak of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What u really want...

Corner of Horror - 144: SWERY maand "Week" 3: The Missing: J.J. MacField and the Island of Memories

posted by Windwakerguy430

(And now afbeeldingen don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY maand is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...

Corner of Horror - 143: SWERY maand "Week" 2: Deadly Premonition

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY maand marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The volgende review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed door lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can verplaats on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - dag 5: Jenga World Tour

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was meer of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Candy Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...

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The top, boven 100 - #48: L.A. Noire (Featuring Canada24)

posted by Windwakerguy430

In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much meer interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way meer fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this lijst is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-

*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years geleden I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA door the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...

The top, boven 100 - #81: Madworld

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I love Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...

top, boven 6 video game bosses that piss me off the MOST

posted by Canada24

#1:SULLIVAN:
As u already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..

#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)

#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..

#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..

#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..

#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..