This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if u know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my favoriete games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with wolk mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about wolk looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE artikel IF u HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but wolk walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that wolk just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers meer grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It was a wonderful dag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering meer ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: u really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot u in the arm! Why aren't u bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor volgende to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
Well, here we have the top, boven ten of this fifty list. Let us see if these characters truly are the greatest, of if I have completely disappointed u throughout this entire three part article. Let’s go!
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Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my favoriete character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
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Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my favoriete character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
I.... Have honestly no words for this toon (Well, that's a load of bull, I have an entire artikel here describing it). This toon is just.. so baffling. I don't think that words alone can perfectly describe what kind of toon that we are going to be talking about to die. But damn it, I have to at least try my hardest. So, let us talk about a little twenty episode anime series, Ghost Stories and what makes it so..... Different from your usual anime.
Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode anime that was created door Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
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Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode anime that was created door Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Up in the sky, a cirkel appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.
Henry: *Laying down on a bed, writing a note*
Dad: *Turns on the TV*
Song (Start at 2:07): link
Henry: *Listens to the TV upstairs, but continues to write his letter*
Stockton, south of Henry's location.
Dale: *Wakes up* It's that time again.
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Henry: *In the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He begins to have a flashback*
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Tammy: u cannot talk to people like that.
Henry: All I said...
So, there is word going around of the creation of a new theme park called Nintendo Land… needless to say, I feel like a joyful 8-year-old again. u all know that I love Nintendo games. They are all so much fun and amazing games. And after hearing that Universal Studios is creating a Nintendo theme park, I couldn’t be happier. Now, they haven’t gegeven out information of what it will be like and what rides it will have yet, but I’d like to give off some of my ideas for attractions that it could have. So, lets start the list.
#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
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#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Seanthehedgehog Presents
A Hedgehog In Ponyville Story
The Grand Galloping Gala
Based off of the Grand Galloping Gala Roleplay from Applejackrocks1, now known as Jade_23.
It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.
Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits door door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*
I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.
Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see...
You must look at this picture for 20 seconden before continuing onto the volgende part of this fan fiction
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The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer dag in August. It was wonderful.
Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do u know when Celestia will let u become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken...
u know what’s a good holiday to celebrate? Hitler’s birthday…. I think this may be my most controversial article. Oh well. So, what is the best bron of the media to promote the birthdate of a ruthless dictator? Video games. And people wonder why I’m not allowed to have friends. First, some rules. Of course, only games that I have played. I am also including games that I haven’t played. With that said, let us start the list
#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game
The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore,...
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#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game
The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore,...
Now, there are a lot of games that people praise for good reasons. However, there are times when I look at games and say “People say these games are the best ever made”? Now, don’t get me wrong, I do not hate these games (Well, not all of them, anyway), I just think they get meer praise then they deserve. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Grand Theft Auto V - Wow. Only number ten and already I am pissing people off. Now, Grand Theft Auto V is a fun game. It has an amazing open world, a great story, a cast of wonderful characters, and addictive gameplay....
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Grand Theft Auto V
#10: Grand Theft Auto V - Wow. Only number ten and already I am pissing people off. Now, Grand Theft Auto V is a fun game. It has an amazing open world, a great story, a cast of wonderful characters, and addictive gameplay....
