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So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game door FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then u will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and u play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame and keep the Age of brand going of let it die and allow the Age of Dark to come and give power to mankind. The world of Dark Souls was the first to usher in what I have been seeing a lot in medieval fantasy games nowadays, that being that they are darker and meer gritty. Sure, Dark Souls was inspired door Berserk, but everything is inspired door something, isn’t it? Everything from the destroyed town of the Undead Burg to the creepy atmosphere of the Duke’s Archives to the walking skeletons found in the Tomb of the Giants. And that’s just a few examples. A lot of places in this game feel like they were once grand locations to explore, but have now fallen to ruin due to the end of the world coming to this kingdom. It’s fascinating to read up on the lore of these places and the enemies and characters within them. Like how the magic users in the Duke’s Archives are actually kidnappers that steal maidens for Seath’s experiments of how the demons of this game all originate from one level thanks to one boss birthing them out. And the bosses in this game are incredible. Sure, not all of them are amazing, like bed of Driving Me Fucking Mad, but for the most part, bosses like the massive Iron Golem, the giant wolf Sif, and the brilliant fight between Ornstein and Smough, these all are grand fights, leaving u at the mercy of these hulking foes, all of them once something amazing, now fallen to either madness and the desire to kill, of protecting something from u so that u don’t do something reckless in their eyes. And I should mention that this game is in fact hard for newcomers. It was advertised that u will die a lot in this game, and they were right about that. But when u learn what to do, it becomes easier. And it’s reward to learn the mechanics of this game, from item usage, to timing when to attack, dodge, of block in a boss fight. The game rewards perfect playing and doing so will save your ezel on several occasions. And the score of this game is amazing. Not on the level of Dark Souls III grand soundtrack, but there are moments where this game amazes me. From your first time entering the kingdom of Anor Londo, to the time u enter Ash Lake and hear that ominous choir. And the final boss theme is so… not amazing, and I mean that in a good way. It’s slow, and kind of sad. And I love it so much.
Dark Souls was the kind of game I needed. In a decade where I was so bored with modern games, even ready to give up on modern games entirely, Dark Souls came to peak my interest in video games again and to get me excited to try out new games. Dark Souls does not hold your hand. It’ll beat u again and again. But like a girl in a Tyler Perry movie, no matter how many times Dark Souls kicks my ass, I’ll always come back for more. Only Dark Souls beats me out of love. And I’m kind of a masochist, so that’s just a turn on to me anyway
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: u overslept again. Were u too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want u to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are u sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are u okay Link...
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King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only boom in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who zei that? Are u a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that u weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hallo LISTEN hallo LISTEN
Link: of this
Kebora Gebora: If u are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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Merry Christmas! *Belch*
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Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If u wish to live, you’ll listen to me

What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams

The nuclear threats also make me glee

Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If u follow my laws, u will live long
u will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can u believe it. Over 199 artikels and one whole jaar later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for u guys to celebrate this 200th artikel and one jaar anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for u guys, I am going to make the first movie review for u guys. So, what film am I going to review for u guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favoriete shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be zei about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope u all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the toon started in October 2010. MLP was created door Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters home pagina for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this toon is amazing. Of course, the...
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Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't u guys want to talk of something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do u have...
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