I do think that u probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add meer to the lijst when I find meer sites I think u should probably avoid. So if anyone sends u linken to the following sites, u have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad door the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS u ARE A SICKO I ADVISE u NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are u busy?" of "Are u doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying of you'll get some action faster than a pit stier on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all u want even if she is the kind who will out chug u in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names u never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

Good truth of dare Questions

Truth of dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth of dare questions, which will help u to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream u have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality of feature u would like to change about yourself?

Do u have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend of boyfriend's friend?

Do u think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way u look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a dag without u in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need u to be.

11....

TRUTH

Who do u have a crush on?

If u had to datum anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity u would want to make out with

Name five people u hate and why u hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have u ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If u did, what did u do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have u ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have u had your first kiss, if u have, were was it and who was it with?

Have u ever seen a parent naked?

Have u ever seen animals reproducing?

Have u stalked anyone,...

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cirkel that had its two sides gently compressed door a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

I never thought I would be doing a lijst like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lijst with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commentaar but be polite. Also, always commentaar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers u know.
12.Strangers u don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to wis above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

Here are my lijst of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let u know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything of eating anything u might spit it of something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the bezem late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baai, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). u may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...

This was definitely the most difficult lijst I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. u can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the top, boven 10 and just listing the other women and tonen pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for u guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope u enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commentaar and I can't wait to hear what...

Some of u might have heard of the game Facade. those of u who have, u probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she zei "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they zei yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are meer likely to become serial killers.

Everything u see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are meer likely to dream when u are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If u tear off paper from bottles, u are sexually...

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling u an...

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing meer than the the people who u spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions u speak of are only vrienden during those fun, yet unimportant...