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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 14
Jeff And The regenboog
October 16, 1952
Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.
Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, u are clear to push.
Gordon: *moves train* Pushing.
Hawkeye: And we're doing it nice, and slowly.
Jeff: Red Rose, make sure u know what you're doing.
Red Rose: *Checking tracks* It's all set Jeff.
Jeff: *uncouples car* Check your speed.
Gordon: Checking speed.
Hawkeye: regenboog
Jeff: Rainbow?
Gordon: *stops train* Holy shit, that looks beautiful.
Red Rose: Yes, it does.
Jeff: But, we gotta switch the freight cars!
Gordon: Fuck that, we're watching a rainbow.
Jeff: Hawkeye, tell him to behave!
Hawkeye: But he is.
Jeff: *sighs* u guys continue without me. *walks away*
Gordon: What the fuck is his problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's not even looking at the rainbow.
Red Rose: Well, we better continue with our work.
Gordon: Hmmm, nah.
Hawkeye: I got it. *pushes cars down hump*
Yard Worker: *uncoupling cars*
Gordon: Well, at least nopony is freaking out about some chemical car going too fast.
Yard Worker: CHEMICAL CAR!! *Chases chemical car* It's going too fast!! *jumps on*
Gordon: *Sighs* I stand corrected.
Yard Worker: *Turning hand brakes* AHh! They broke!!! *grabs stones* u must stop! *throws stones at wheels*
Instead of getting the car to stop, the stone ricocheted off the wheels, and hit the worker
Yard Worker: OW! I'm bleeding!! *Falls off*
The chemical car was rolling very fast towards some meer freight cars
Red Rose: Well, we're screwed.
Yard Worker: RUN AWAY!
As the chemical car crashed into the other cars, nothing happened.
Hawkeye: Hm, I guess it was a dud.
Gordon: of perhaps, there was nothing inside the car.
Yard Worker: Yay! I survived. *Slowly walks away*
Then it exploded. The yard worker was too close
Yard Worker: AH! *Dies*
Hawkeye: So much for him
Jeff was upset about how things weren't going the way they normally went. So, he sat at the station.
Pete: Jeff, what are u doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years geleden u know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 30.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 15. I've been working for u since '49. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking regenboog showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.
In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.
Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have u stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a regenboog arrived.
Percy: Did u see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, u too? Everypony is asking me that! Did u see the rainbow? Did u see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT ACTING LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, u look pail. Anything u need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*
On the volgende Thursday, Jeff was feeling better. He was going to do what he always did on a thursday. Tell Hawkeye, Gordon, and Red Rose what to do.
But before they started work.
Hawkeye: Hey, I know u were upset about how things weren't going your way, but cheer up. Change is good sometimes.
Jeff: And yet u freaked out that one time Pete scrapped the 2-8-0 u were using.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Jeff: Whatever, let's get to work.
Hawkeye walked to the lash up of diesels he was going to use for the yard work. Gordon was already in.
Jeff: Wait for Red Rose to arrive. (Nothing must change. I want it to be just the way it's supposed to. No rainbow's, no delays.)
Snowflake: Hi Jeff.
Jeff: wzjiogejnrk!! *turns around*
Snowflake: Oh. Did I scare you? *Squee*
Jeff: No, I was expecting Red Rose. She usually works with me, Hawkeye, and Gordon.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, Red Rose isn't feeling well, so I'm filling in for her today.
Jeff: Okay. Get into the control tower, and we'll begin.
Snowflake: Ok *happily flies into control tower*
Jeff: And just when I think everything would go my way. Alright Hawkeye, couple your engines to the train.
Hawkeye: We're on it. *Slowly moves engine towards train*
Gordon: *looks in sky*
Jeff: Gordon, quit daydreaming, and start working.
Gordon: Well, Hawkeye is doing all the work, so I have nothing to do.
Hawkeye: *Stops engines* We're on.
Jeff: *connects airbrakes* Airbrakes are set, u are clear to move.
Hawkeye: Moving cars *Pushes freight cars*
Gordon: There's the regenboog again.
Jeff: Enough with the rainbow!! I DAMN IT TO HELL!!! FUCK RAINBOWS, AND FUCK THIS ONE FOR RUINING OUR WORK!!
The regenboog then caught on fire, and disappeared.
Gordon: It's gone! *Cries* u MADE THE regenboog CATCH ON FIRE, AND DIE!! *Runs away*
Hawkeye: Wait, Gordon! It's not dead! *Chases Gordon*
Gordon: YES IT IS!!
Hawkeye: No Gordon. I promise u it's not. How can u kill a rainbow? Look.
The regenboog reappeared.
Jeff: Shit! *kicks building* Ow, my hoof.
Gordon: *sniffs* The regenboog is back! Yay!
Hawkeye: I told u so.
Jeff: *Sighs* What the hell? If u can't beat them, kom bij them.
So, Jeff joined the two ponies, and watched the rainbow.
After that, they got to work, and another pony started chasing a chemical car that was going too fast down the hump.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon attempts to get a turkey for Thanksgiving
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 14
Jeff And The regenboog
October 16, 1952
Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.
Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, u are clear to push.
Gordon: *moves train* Pushing.
Hawkeye: And we're doing it nice, and slowly.
Jeff: Red Rose, make sure u know what you're doing.
Red Rose: *Checking tracks* It's all set Jeff.
Jeff: *uncouples car* Check your speed.
Gordon: Checking speed.
Hawkeye: regenboog
Jeff: Rainbow?
Gordon: *stops train* Holy shit, that looks beautiful.
Red Rose: Yes, it does.
Jeff: But, we gotta switch the freight cars!
Gordon: Fuck that, we're watching a rainbow.
Jeff: Hawkeye, tell him to behave!
Hawkeye: But he is.
Jeff: *sighs* u guys continue without me. *walks away*
Gordon: What the fuck is his problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's not even looking at the rainbow.
Red Rose: Well, we better continue with our work.
Gordon: Hmmm, nah.
Hawkeye: I got it. *pushes cars down hump*
Yard Worker: *uncoupling cars*
Gordon: Well, at least nopony is freaking out about some chemical car going too fast.
Yard Worker: CHEMICAL CAR!! *Chases chemical car* It's going too fast!! *jumps on*
Gordon: *Sighs* I stand corrected.
Yard Worker: *Turning hand brakes* AHh! They broke!!! *grabs stones* u must stop! *throws stones at wheels*
Instead of getting the car to stop, the stone ricocheted off the wheels, and hit the worker
Yard Worker: OW! I'm bleeding!! *Falls off*
The chemical car was rolling very fast towards some meer freight cars
Red Rose: Well, we're screwed.
Yard Worker: RUN AWAY!
As the chemical car crashed into the other cars, nothing happened.
Hawkeye: Hm, I guess it was a dud.
Gordon: of perhaps, there was nothing inside the car.
Yard Worker: Yay! I survived. *Slowly walks away*
Then it exploded. The yard worker was too close
Yard Worker: AH! *Dies*
Hawkeye: So much for him
Jeff was upset about how things weren't going the way they normally went. So, he sat at the station.
Pete: Jeff, what are u doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years geleden u know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 30.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 15. I've been working for u since '49. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking regenboog showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.
In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.
Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have u stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a regenboog arrived.
Percy: Did u see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, u too? Everypony is asking me that! Did u see the rainbow? Did u see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT ACTING LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, u look pail. Anything u need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*
On the volgende Thursday, Jeff was feeling better. He was going to do what he always did on a thursday. Tell Hawkeye, Gordon, and Red Rose what to do.
But before they started work.
Hawkeye: Hey, I know u were upset about how things weren't going your way, but cheer up. Change is good sometimes.
Jeff: And yet u freaked out that one time Pete scrapped the 2-8-0 u were using.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Jeff: Whatever, let's get to work.
Hawkeye walked to the lash up of diesels he was going to use for the yard work. Gordon was already in.
Jeff: Wait for Red Rose to arrive. (Nothing must change. I want it to be just the way it's supposed to. No rainbow's, no delays.)
Snowflake: Hi Jeff.
Jeff: wzjiogejnrk!! *turns around*
Snowflake: Oh. Did I scare you? *Squee*
Jeff: No, I was expecting Red Rose. She usually works with me, Hawkeye, and Gordon.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, Red Rose isn't feeling well, so I'm filling in for her today.
Jeff: Okay. Get into the control tower, and we'll begin.
Snowflake: Ok *happily flies into control tower*
Jeff: And just when I think everything would go my way. Alright Hawkeye, couple your engines to the train.
Hawkeye: We're on it. *Slowly moves engine towards train*
Gordon: *looks in sky*
Jeff: Gordon, quit daydreaming, and start working.
Gordon: Well, Hawkeye is doing all the work, so I have nothing to do.
Hawkeye: *Stops engines* We're on.
Jeff: *connects airbrakes* Airbrakes are set, u are clear to move.
Hawkeye: Moving cars *Pushes freight cars*
Gordon: There's the regenboog again.
Jeff: Enough with the rainbow!! I DAMN IT TO HELL!!! FUCK RAINBOWS, AND FUCK THIS ONE FOR RUINING OUR WORK!!
The regenboog then caught on fire, and disappeared.
Gordon: It's gone! *Cries* u MADE THE regenboog CATCH ON FIRE, AND DIE!! *Runs away*
Hawkeye: Wait, Gordon! It's not dead! *Chases Gordon*
Gordon: YES IT IS!!
Hawkeye: No Gordon. I promise u it's not. How can u kill a rainbow? Look.
The regenboog reappeared.
Jeff: Shit! *kicks building* Ow, my hoof.
Gordon: *sniffs* The regenboog is back! Yay!
Hawkeye: I told u so.
Jeff: *Sighs* What the hell? If u can't beat them, kom bij them.
So, Jeff joined the two ponies, and watched the rainbow.
After that, they got to work, and another pony started chasing a chemical car that was going too fast down the hump.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon attempts to get a turkey for Thanksgiving
#1: KORN:
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why u think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy boom vrienden isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why u think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy boom vrienden isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..