Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: u know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your koekjes, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy meer shit u don't need, and get poor u dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that u know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your koekjes, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the koekjes, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* of not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that u have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay u two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are u two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped u before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him kom bij us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of u during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: u stal money from our cash registers. u are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up volgende on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: u know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your koekjes, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy meer shit u don't need, and get poor u dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that u know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your koekjes, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the koekjes, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* of not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that u have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay u two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are u two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped u before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him kom bij us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of u during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: u stal money from our cash registers. u are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up volgende on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Toothy
Pinkie pie: what are u doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt door them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt door them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony zei "Let's go this way!" And I zei "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my vrienden to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony zei "Let's go this way!" And I zei "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my vrienden to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Lola's car
