How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.
Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..
If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
CANADA24; u answer vragen such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; u get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; u try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; u take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in love with your dog?
CANADA24; u need help.
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; u die!
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; u JUST DID!!
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can u lose your virginity if u fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; u draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER vraag is, why were u smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; u toon him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. u really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a veilig country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; u two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not u idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; u make me sad.
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
CANADA24;No, u become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try reading a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; u do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could u give me advice on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I verplaats to Canada?
CANADA24; door getting off the couch.
Can an 18 jaar old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; u do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do u say "I love you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; door ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all u want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay of a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it door summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have meer of your kind running around..
If u hadn't lost your viginity door 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected door law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and u disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if u continue to do so just cause u arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if u let me walk all over u I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the jaar award goes tooooo
Have u ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way meer fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t u know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but u take what u can get. So let us talk about Absolver
So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
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So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
I think one of my favoriete things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze
Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which u can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
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Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which u can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed door the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song (Start at 0:09): link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction
Life In The Fast Lane 2
Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a compliment from her is always a treat.
There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several vrienden on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a meer charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's uithangbord to see all the adorable messages that her vrienden have sent her.
Thank u Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a meer friendly place.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a compliment from her is always a treat.
There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several vrienden on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a meer charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's uithangbord to see all the adorable messages that her vrienden have sent her.
Thank u Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a meer friendly place.
Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
