A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of selderij up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right
geplaatst een jaar geleden
a math teacher got a pet papegaai and taught it to talk. one dag the papegaai escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!"
geplaatst een jaar geleden
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone
geplaatst een jaar geleden
Where do u find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers. A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
geplaatst een jaar geleden
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. u could say he has teleAPATHY
geplaatst een jaar geleden
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime.
geplaatst een jaar geleden