I am your leader. (If u are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF of ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?!
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My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night.
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ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them, 'Bye! Wont talk to u until volgende year!' XD
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My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to bed in broad daylight!
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We ordered a pizza and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the pizza place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten minuten later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the straat cuz he forgot to put it in park.
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♪ ♫ Makin' pannekoeken, pannenkoeken makin' spek pancakes take some spek and i put it in a pancake spek pancakes, that's what it's gonna make spek pancakess!
spek pancakes, makin' spek pancakes take some spek and i put it in a pancake spek pancakes, that's what it's gonna make baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫
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Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there... u can read the full journal I wrote on my DA. link
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We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.
If u Meet With Slender Man, Says '' Look At You! Your So Awesome And Spooky! Too Bad u Don't Have A Face And Mouth Cause I'm Wanna Kiss You!''
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I just realized how much control I have over my family. I do the laundry for the entire house(6 people) and I do the dishes for the entire house(6 people) I feed the dogs, and water the plants, I give foot massages, and sweep the floors, I clean the bathrooms, bedrooms, and pretty much most of the other housework.
I do alot of things in the family like playing the Nintendo (just kidding) I'm too darn lazy to do anything that involves moving your body. So hard to verplaats a finger (just kidding again) I have to do the dishes. P.S. Once I found oil on the floor so I felt very ticked of and annoyed! X3!een jaar geleden
It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now.. and motherfuckers snow a lot. I don't.. I don't know if u know about that but umm in the early 1920s motherfuckers use to snow a lot.. I mean I'm talkin like 30 feet of snow per motherfucker... So it's like that outside..
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Hit the ignition switch, I'm on a blimp bitch! I'm playing card games in the sky cause I'm so rich! I got locator cards and my duel disk! I'm winning finals while you're still in duelist kingdom losing ster chips!
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Haha, yeah! I'm sitting there, like "Pon pon susumu iro iro na koto..." and she's mumbling "Pon pon way pon way way pon way...derp". :Deen jaar geleden
Me: *Reading a YJ fanfiction* :D Me: *Bart and Jaime stumble into the story* :D Me: *Realizes that the entire story is about them* Hmmm...... Ok, seems good enough, just as long as u don't ship them. *IT'S A STINKING BLUEPULSE FANFIC, GAH DAMMIT* Me: GAH DAMMIT! D:<
thats awsome hate itbwhen dads get mad for the stupides reasons it's not the kittens fault god give them a break lol u know wat i mean so how was ur dag and thanks for the add back god can't wait for tommrow going to see rise of the guardians i hard it was awsome!!! we will see so watch u been up to other then thenfacked u got ur kittens back!!!!!???een jaar geleden
*goes on ski lift but drops pole* "NOOOOO!!! *reaching out for it* *drops other pole and it lands on someone's shoulder* "I'm so sorry!!" *one of my skis fall off* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!"'
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Mother: ROSE!!! (That's my name) Me: What?!.........What?!?......WHAT??!!!!!... *5 minuten later and still no reply* Me:*Whispers* Deaf bitch... Mother: What did u call me?!?! Me: =____________=
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When I have a cold, like I have now... I walk up to my vrienden who can see I'm obviously sick, stretch out my arms for a hug and say, "Feeling lucky?"
Pssh...they run.
...I catch up though and shout, "There's no escape from THIS VIRUS! AHAHA!"
...I'm an odd person and obviously getting the side effects of lack of sleep for posting this on the Random uithangbord pointlessly. :')
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The brain is an alien parasite from a distant galaxy that came to Earth and infected a bunch of gorilla's, then rearranged their genetic structures to suit their needs. Then they slowly enacted their plan to take over the Earth door reproducing over and over again, slowly populating the Earth as part of their evil plan, but there was an unknown side effect. The "soul" was created and tried to retake Earth, and now they are in some large scale battle over control of Earth.
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Ack. I drew my mom a little tiny drawing of a wrapped present and handed it to her since I would be getting their gifts late. I randomly went to the trash can and saw it in there. T_T
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^take it from my experience, having a bunch of fans doesn't mean anything in the end. barely any of them talk to you, and the ones that actually post on your uithangbord are either giving u complimenten because of an upcoming holiday of some shit like that. it's not as glamorous as it's cut out to be.een jaar geleden
Never beg for anyone's forgiveness regardless if they are friend,family of anything like that. Because there will be a time where they themselves will need forgiveness and if they didn't toon it to u chances are karma will come back to bite them in the ass. Believe me. I've been on both sides of the coin.
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I know that is true. I definitely believe in karma (or "whatever" anyone wants to call it)... I also believe in forgiveness because so much was gegeven to me- PLUS someone u despise might just be the one that saves your ezel someday! (experience there myself) PLUS-like the Phil Collins song when someone is drowning and people refuse to lend a hand- DUE TO that crap they did, they will REALLY wish they had not been like that! When it is too late, that is sad. There is no need to be shitty in this world, life is too short!een jaar geleden
If I ever start a new school, I'm going to go through half the jaar speaking in a really stupid and extremely fake accent. Then, at one point, I'll just start talking normally again.
I'm interested to see how people would react.
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"The lights go out and I can't be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against, have brought me down upon my knees, Oh I beg, I beg and plead..."
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1: Gohan defeated Cell in the Cell Games. 2: Edward and co defeated Father and saved Amestris. 3: The nine tailed vos, fox was sealed inside the body of a young boy. 4: It actually did end, but we were wished back with the Dragon Balls on Namek with no memory of it. 5: Someone Kissed Haruhi Suzumiya 6: I haven't finished watching Gosick yet.
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Sam, Dean, and Castiel prevented the apocalypse. Bart Allen re-wrote time from the Reach apocalypse it was in his time. The Doctor and his vrienden saved it from the Daleks completely taking over and destroying the planet :3een jaar geleden
I am with you I will carry u through it all I won't leave u I will catch you When u feel like letting go Cause your not, your not alone... Not alone. door Red.
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Just thought I would post this because, u know, today is the "apocalypse"
This is it, the apocalypse I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow Welcome to the new age, To the new age, Welcome to the new age, To the new age
I'm radioactive, radioactive
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