*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether of not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my vrienden in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medailles at my favoriete club, including this one. door the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 jaar old? geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Back again.. hallo guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It took my sister and me 45 minuten to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about babies with my mom geplaatst een jaar geleden

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too geplaatst een jaar geleden

I’m tired. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it geplaatst een jaar geleden

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that dag feels like a festival! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a klok, bell every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the klok, bell and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if u treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like u wanted.
People, man. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy dag Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female dogs so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male dogs over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt geplaatst een jaar geleden

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of u people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some top, boven Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, u all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of u really. u could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I talked to my husband like u all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he zei he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a datum to the local ice cream koop so that will be fun geplaatst een jaar geleden

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming meer and meer inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Welp it snowed again geplaatst een jaar geleden

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his bed where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go home pagina and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying geplaatst een jaar geleden

Would anyone be interested in reading my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a jaar ago, but lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in vraag is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule meer people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule meer people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't u taking your breaks ? geplaatst een jaar geleden

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

How much do u want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll geplaatst een jaar geleden

My hair is so greasy from not tonen that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to u geplaatst een jaar geleden

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who here believes in magic? geplaatst een jaar geleden

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someday, people. Someday... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hope everyone has a great day~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, u don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a tractor, trekker and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine geplaatst een jaar geleden

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first commentaren and antwoorden on this site. Just one vraag to my past self - why did u have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

You've got a lot of nerve u one-eyed monsta !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, space travel, self driving cars, meer useful smartphones, meer cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today door cooking me breakfast this morning instead geplaatst een jaar geleden

“You might think I lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some old lady at the truck stop: u look pale, are u okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! u can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god geplaatst een jaar geleden

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected door Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She zei they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the uithangbord during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the volgende several days geplaatst een jaar geleden

So I talked to the publisher the volgende step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

u get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know what.....we should just like, start a random lyric chain XD original lyrics of just whatever. geplaatst een jaar geleden

During a recent compliment off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do u call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

If I made a club for creepy videos would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff u can find around the web. geplaatst een jaar geleden

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

hello geplaatst een jaar geleden

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally of physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me geplaatst een jaar geleden

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six of seven. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open jas kind of dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me love dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl geplaatst een jaar geleden

My headaches like..

Fuck u wake up.

Fuck u don't have fun.

Fuck u just because fuck you. geplaatst een jaar geleden

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer u up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But door the very volgende day, I'm freezing my fucking ezel off. I love Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic teef geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work of I'll cry geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my paswoord and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday of holiday could be. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because u fucked up royally.

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yk what's hella ironic. I really love wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 ster (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao geplaatst een jaar geleden

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as u want.

link

Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as forums as opposed to constantly putting it in antwoorden sections? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Not saying I'm eager to die of anything but I'm really looking vooruit, voorwaarts to roaming the planet as a ghost. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I think I might make an ultimate waifu lijst to go with my relatable characters list. of I can make a forum here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of u who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may of may not have slipped off my truck bed today and hurt my back geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's also "National Be Nasty" dag XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy woman's dag everyone geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo college students, my vrienden are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to u guys. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss of why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to verplaats to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some hachee, hash brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u can't see the forest of the trees
For all the colors of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, love geplaatst een jaar geleden

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have meer reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. geplaatst een jaar geleden

TFW someone blocks u and then blames u for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when u really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It’s been so long since I got on here. hallo everyone how’s everything? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have been finding myself to be in quite a Nightcore Mood lately. Perhaps, I should ask for help but the thing is that I don't really want to !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just picked up Skyrim. I was expecting to go and become this badass dragon slaying war maiden, but no, I'm a mom because this poor orphan kid was tugging at my heartstrings and I had to grind for a house to put her in because kids deserve to be happy goddamnit geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tfw someone randomly blocks u and u have no idea wth u even do. Mind u I was vrienden with this person too. Well I thought.. geplaatst een jaar geleden