My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

:) ˙sǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ˙sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ geplaatst een jaar geleden

My cat eats paper. geplaatst een jaar geleden

since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday In math Class

Me: God this teacher's a bitch.
Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch!
Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a teef too!
Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation,
let's ditch this place and go get some food!
Me:Caleb all u ever want is food!
Caleb:Wells im a athleat!
Me:I care?
Caleb:You should I know u still have feelings for me!
Me:Yeah right!
Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee u have geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just found out I share a birthday with a anime character, Patricia Martin From Lucky Star. 'Tis is awesome. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Think about how long it takes u to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took u that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed. geplaatst een jaar geleden

On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hmm, my toothpaste kinda tastes like fruity pebbles. geplaatst een jaar geleden

PRUSSIA I DON'T FUZZOODLIN HATE u xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Quien abla español? Yo ablo un poco ingles :( i talk little english geplaatst een jaar geleden

Joan Jett rocks
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I've gots a new BF too ^^<3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

An average dag at school:

A million strangers: Hey, Anika!
Me: Who the fuck are you?
A million strangers: I'm _______
Me: I don't know you!
A million strangers: But I know you!
Me: ............

Is this a good thing of a bad thing? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like MEOWING!!!
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*dances to Party Rock* If u made this club u are awesome! If u made this club, just click on my gebruikersnaam and write on my uithangbord that u made this club and if u have another club,and I will fan you. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I finally found - "Livin' on a prayer" door Bon Jovi yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

trust me, if u watch Death Note you'll love it! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

theyknowtheyknow
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today has been so very dear! i have a new favoriete pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a papegaai whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up! geplaatst een jaar geleden

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
(not my list)

That pause after Dora asks u a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
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I just changed my icoon yayz! XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do u Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No u Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And u Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So u Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But u Kept Yaping Away ._. geplaatst een jaar geleden

today me and my friend were watching fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was fred dressed as a girl........ geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Jack and Jill went up a heuvel to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do u wanna?'. Jill zei 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who else stayed home pagina from school today? geplaatst een jaar geleden

One dag I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up volgende to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this jaar geplaatst een jaar geleden

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are meer addicting than even the greatest chocolate temptation. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just got home pagina from trick of treatin! Theses two guys gegeven out candy gave me and extra boter finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Halloween!!! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

Scarist halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person antwoorden the door
Trick of treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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Anybody not going out 2trick to treat geplaatst een jaar geleden

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Halloween! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just saw a spin on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! geplaatst een jaar geleden

happy halloween everybody!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick of treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. geplaatst een jaar geleden

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
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hello guys
Happy halloween everybody have a nice dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Halloween everyone! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ geplaatst een jaar geleden

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! geplaatst een jaar geleden

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hate my life geplaatst een jaar geleden

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. geplaatst een jaar geleden

bored....... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Y'all just lost the game geplaatst een jaar geleden

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their muziek taste if u know what i mean *headdesk* i made the vraag "are u populair in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many vrienden and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because u are an emo cause u are gay,black,moslem ...and cause u like punk/emo/heavy metal muziek fuck of them u are all beautiful <3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every seconde granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' rat race
But u can't let it get u down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed door frustration of hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go door brennan heart) geplaatst een jaar geleden

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ geplaatst een jaar geleden

CURSE u PROCRASTINATION Dx geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yeehaw geplaatst een jaar geleden

So The Amanda toon is on and they zei "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me of does that sound REALLY wrong? :o geplaatst een jaar geleden

I think..I think I'm in love. ; v ;

Black Veil Brides = Epic win. Consider me a fan ~ ( = ヮ = )૭ geplaatst een jaar geleden

tomorrow its L's B-Day yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay L Ryuzaki geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hooray. Today is Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone~! geplaatst een jaar geleden

( = ヮ = )૭ geplaatst een jaar geleden

mmm homemade milkshake ^ ^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

WTF. Just..WTF. ಠ_ಠ

I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it door trying to turn it on again few times with no success. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've realized something.
Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake.
...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Soo..............is anyone gonna be a part of team swag? geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Parents not at home* Expectation: Woohoo! PARTYYY. Reality: *stay in room, on the lights, lock the door.* geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u kom bij da club viva la fashion u get 5 props!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

(Me reading le lemon)
"I dream about u every night."
"What do u dream about me?"
"I lick u up and down and fuck u until I forget how to fuck."

Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five seconden later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.

I'm one crazy bitch... geplaatst een jaar geleden

That akward moment when your friend asks u what u did in the washroom. geplaatst een jaar geleden

TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my vrienden have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to kom bij a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome! geplaatst een jaar geleden

They are having a party downstairs, and playing
Party Rock Anthem on loop. :DDDD

*Shoots self* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hurray! I'm saying hurray, because it is my birthday. geplaatst een jaar geleden

What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I got bored so i dyed my hair purple 40 minuten ago......... geplaatst een jaar geleden

addd me~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe lolz geplaatst een jaar geleden

Have u ever noticed that the lower-case L and the capital I are the same thing?...............I'm bored geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dammit, its Saturday night... WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

Oh wait, they all have lives. I forgot. geplaatst een jaar geleden

diapers
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HOW TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT AFTER READING A SCARY CREEPYPASTA
1. Don't read the fucking pasta. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dedicated fan yes XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 uur movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm gonna draw on your face ಠ_ಠ geplaatst een jaar geleden

who went and saw Paranormal Activity 3?
i did it was awesome!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN LOVE L! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

A eend walked up to a limonade stand,
and he zei to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?

The man zei no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home pagina made. Can I sell u glass?
The eend zei “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*

'Till the very volgende day. *Bum bum bum*

...What the hell did I just type? geplaatst een jaar geleden

is the troll always down in random .. cuz i realy start to like that geplaatst een jaar geleden

if u haven't seen Death Note, something must be wrong with you. XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

when is Haloween anyway? we dont celebrate it here and idk geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMEGLE

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm gonna be megusta guy for halloween!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Halloween, folks! I'm being Shananay. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yes I got the best answer on here for the first time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just heard my mom singing the "La la la la la's" from u Make Me Feel. I think I played that too many times in the car... geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's snowing in Baltimore MD (aka just outside my window) in October. This is so weird geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm attempting to eat a cheeseburger and french fries from mcdonalds!.with chopsticks! Its fun! XD geplaatst een jaar geleden